The holidays are upon us, and I have to share two of my favorite things in the world right now. One is old and one is new. And just to be clear out of the gate, no one's paying me jack to write any of this. First the old. If you haven't gotten this, you're [...]
The LAST Snowman — the Book, the Giveaway, and the Pummeling
February 20, 2014 – Posted in: Children's Books, Elfie, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom ReviewsWinter in Reno this year has sucked. While the rest of the country’s been getting pummeled, we’re dry as a bone (see, there’s just no pleasing anyone, is there). Anyway, as a result, not only is our water situation grave, but our winter super happy play land experiences have been what you might call “limited.” [...]
If You Give a Housewife a Cookie
January 2, 2013 – Posted in: Children's Books, Cleaning, Okay That's Funny, Uncategorized, Worst Mom RandomnessMy good friend, Ginger, who blogs over at Spicey Mom, wrote this on her Facebook page the other day. A hundred bucks says this is how those If you Give a Mouse a Cookie people came up with the idea. Because I don't know about you guys, but this happens to me at least five times [...]
“Find Me If You Can” — Book Giveaway Winner!
January 1, 2013 – Posted in: Children's Books, Grief, Worst Mom GiveawaysI love that my first post of 2013 is news that I think all of you are going to be happy to hear, even if you had nothing to do with this giveaway. Last night, after midnight, I had Elfie pull a number out of a bucket to choose a winner for the Find Me [...]
Personalized Kid’s Book Giveaway: “Find Me If You Can”
December 17, 2012 – Posted in: Children's Books, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom ReviewsI'm been wanting to show this to you guys, but after the events in Newtown, well, I don't think anyone's life has stayed on schedule. So this is basically a Where's Waldo book that you can personalize. You send in a photo, and then your child gets to find himself/herself among other children's faces on [...]
Once Upon a Time, There Were Some Sleeping Democrats
September 4, 2012 – Posted in: Children's Books, Mouths of Babes, Sappy Tammy, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingSo I'm coming down from watching the first night of the Democratic National Convention. Newt (the 9-year-old) and I should definitely get an invite in 2016 because we can yell like nobody's business. We get that from my mother -- you should've heard her during football games... Just a few weeks ago, my husband, Tenzin, [...]
Parent Trap: Do Mom and Dad Always have to Die?
June 27, 2011 – Posted in: Children's Books, Growing Up, Life is Dangerous, Parenting, Personal InsanityWe’re reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians to kids right now. Actually, my husband, Tenzin, is reading it to all of us every night before bed. We’ve always been able to use the threat of “no books” as a punishment with our kids, but Percy is so much fun that my son actually passed up [...]
Somebody to Love
February 27, 2010 – Posted in: Children's Books, Dogs, Mawage, Personal InsanityTenzin and I have been together since 1994, so I haven't been in the dating scene for more than 15 years. As such, I mercifully missed the advent of internet dating and never had to post a profile on Match.com, worry about being googled before a date, or get my hopes dashed after exchanging witty [...]
Tired and True
January 5, 2010 – Posted in: Children's Books, Cleaning, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Working for PayLast night, I slept well for the first time in five days. I've had insomnia, which is exacerbated by Elfie, who crawls into bed with me and then proceeds to talk in her sleep, throw punches, pull our covers on and off, lie on top of me, and have yelling nightmares about people eating her [...]
My Momma Worked for Obama
November 14, 2009 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Children's Books, Cleaning, Cranky Tammy, Elfie, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Tenzin, Things To Do with KidsI try really hard to be a minimalist. Try. If you saw my house, you probably wouldn't assume that this is one of my greater aspirations. Granted, I don't have shelves filled with 20-year-old Precious Moments collections or newspaper piles from eight months ago, but I have my issues. I'd blame it all on Tenzin [...]
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