I was cleaning up the kitchen the other night, and as I cursed my husband under my breath because he'd messed up the stove again, I stopped short, realizing what a jerk I was since he'd actually taken the time to cook. Whereas cooking for me looks a lot like melting cheese on tortillas and [...]
The Absolutely, Positively True Story of the Fairies who Clean my House
January 7, 2014 – Posted in: Cleaning, Complaining, First World Problems, Illustrated by Me, Tammy ThinksIf you have a child under the age of nine, you've no doubt come across The Rainbow Fairy books. They're basically a collection of short chapter books about two girls who save the world by helping various groups of fairies find their special, magical somethings which have always been stolen by the evil Jack Frost [...]
Were You Prepared for the Drudgery of Life?
November 22, 2013 – Posted in: Cleaning, Growing Up, ParentingToday, while unloading the dishwashing for the 3,000th(?) time, the following thoughts crossed my mind: That business about needing to do something 10,000 times to be good at it is really crap because I could do this in my sleep. I wonder -- can you prepare a person for drudgery? I was feeling like Conan [...]
Worst Mom Moment: How to Ruin Your Kid’s Life
June 19, 2013 – Posted in: Cleaning, Complaining, Growing Up, Guest Blog, Mouths of Babes, Parenting, Punishments, The Kids are Killing Me, Worst Mom MomentsSo I've been saving this for a rainy day, and boy oh boy is it a good one. I'm stuck in our tent trailer, in Oregon, in the pouring rain. Do not even get me started... Anyway, the great and powerful Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive sent this, oh, in winter. But you guys know [...]
We Bought a Tent Trailer, and It’s Already Making Me Nuts
May 27, 2013 – Posted in: Cleaning, First World Problems, Personal Insanity, Tammy Thinks, Vacation, Worst Mom RandomnessSo yesterday, we bought a tent trailer. This came after weeks of being Craig's List newbies and doing a piss-poor job of getting in touch with people, going out to see trailers that sucked, and not being able to get enough money on a Sunday to actually buy something. Honestly, I think one of the [...]
How to Get Your Kid to Clean the Whole House
February 5, 2013 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Cleaning, Green Living, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom ReviewsOnce upon a time, I was a really good housekeeper. You could pretty much eat off of my floors. I did things like clean the refrigerator even if something hadn't spilled in it. I'd wonder to myself how people lived with dirty baseboards. Then I had kids. That was about ten years ago. Coincidentally, also [...]
If You Give a Housewife a Cookie
January 2, 2013 – Posted in: Children's Books, Cleaning, Okay That's Funny, Uncategorized, Worst Mom RandomnessMy good friend, Ginger, who blogs over at Spicey Mom, wrote this on her Facebook page the other day. A hundred bucks says this is how those If you Give a Mouse a Cookie people came up with the idea. Because I don't know about you guys, but this happens to me at least five times [...]
Thar She Blows!
September 6, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Illness, Losin' It, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsIf you lurk around this blog or our Facebook page, no doubt you've seen Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive. When you get into her blog (which you should), you'll quickly find out that she and her family should have a punch card for the emergency room. In this Worst Mom Moment, unfortunately it's the mighty Kelly herself [...]
The Best Anniversary Present Ever
August 9, 2012 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Cleaning, Elfie, Holidays, Mawage, Newt, Personal Insanity, TenzinLast night I came home from a friend's house to find this: Now to the untrained eye, this may look like a mere desk with some random (really random) stuff on it in a typical suburban home. But to me, it was -- don't laugh -- the best anniversary present evah. Today is our fifteenth [...]
Attack of the Killer Toothpaste
April 18, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, No Good Deed, Obsessions, Punishments, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Marian, mother of three who's just started blogging but clearly has plenty of material to keep her writing over at Just Keep Swimming. This toothpaste thing is such a pet peeve of mine, too. If they made World's Worst Moms toothpaste, it would be clear and self-destructing after five minutes.I put Molly in time [...]
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