Just One More Thing to Add to the List of Stuff that’s Wrong with Me

– Posted in: Chronic Pain, Complaining, Cranky Tammy, Personal Insanity
This is what I took to go to sleep last night. Yes, we'll be the "fun" house when the kids are teenagers.

So I just got some annoying news and I'm trying to decide whether to be mad, sad, or "mystery emotion behind curtain number three." Here's the deal: for the last few years, I've sounded like that church lady in Sixteen Candles. You know, the organist who sounded like she was walking on dead, squeaky leaves. [...]

When You Wish Upon a Blog

– Posted in: Blogging, Chronic Pain, Complaining, Cranky Tammy, Grief, Holidays, Logan's Story, Personal Insanity, Sappy Tammy

Like an innocent little schoolgirl, romping 'round the playground, I've been smacked on the back by a bigger, stronger, faster kid and declared "It" in a brutal game of tag. Okay, that's not entirely accurate. But bullying is just so "in" right now. My friend, Kelly DeBie over at DeBie Hive has tagged me in [...]

Facing Down Buses, and Other Ill-Advised Stuff We do for Our Kids

– Posted in: Chronic Pain, Complaining, Cranky Tammy, Crazy Tammy, Elfie, No Good Deed, Parenting, Personal Insanity, The Kids are Killing Me
Mom and Elfie on the lift

So this is why I'm insane. Actually, make that part of why I'm insane. Telling the whole story would take way too long. Yesterday I went skiing with the family and some friends. It was lovely -- warmish, mostly rock-free, and not very crowded (most of the Californians were already sitting in traffic on their [...]

Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical Pumpkin Patch

– Posted in: Angry Tammy, Conservatives are Funny, Cranky Tammy, Nevada, No Good Deed, Politics, Reno, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Rants
Sorry Spookley, you're a little too queer for the Romney/Ryan ticket.

So Saturday, we finally made it to the pumpkin patch. Little background -- we usually go to a pumpkin patch in town, but this year, we thought we'd try out a newish place on the outskirts that our daughter went to on a class trip. It's owned by a family who live on their farm, [...]

Are You Still Undecided? Then Maybe You Should Just Stay Home.

– Posted in: Complaining, Conservatives are Funny, Cranky Tammy, Mean People, Politics, Unsolicited Advice, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom Rants
Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images

Okay, that's it. I'm officially spent. Last weekend, some friends and I walked a few neighborhoods in Reno to Get Out the Vote for Obama (in honor of my cousin, Logan -- it was really nice). We, of course, encountered a number of "I'm not sure who I'm voting for" people. And then this week, [...]

The Search for Dog

– Posted in: Cranky Tammy, Dogs, Worst Mom Rants

So I'm starting to wonder if we're ever going to get another dog.Actually, what I'm really starting to wonder is if in a year, I'll be writing some crazy book called, The Dogs Must Be Crazy: Our Year-Long Search for Fido. Because we've struck out again.As many of you know, our German Shepherd/Akita, Uno, died [...]