Today is Jasper Adoption Day. One year ago, we brought home our little 10-pound puppy. Now he's a whopping 70+ (frankly not sure of the exact amount because I hurt my back trying to weigh him the last time). I love having a dog. And I wouldn't exchange Jasper for any other one, even though [...]
Eating Big, Playing Hard, and Shopping Small
November 24, 2012 – Posted in: Elfie, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Logan's Story, Newt, Reno, Shopping Hell, Vacation, Worst Mom Randomness, Worst Mom ReviewsWell, we've survived Thanksgiving weekend (so far). I'm not calling it a complete success until we get everybody out of bed and off to school Monday morning after nine late nights and Wii-filled days. Here are a few highlights from the last few days... •I finally put a crowbar in it and got Elfie some new [...]
Halloween Food that Won’t Make You Want to Puke — Maybe
October 28, 2012 – Posted in: Food, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom RecipesSo yesterday, after we got back from the right-winger pumpkin patch (which I'll write about tomorrow because I just don't have the stomach for it tonight), we had lots of plans. Lots and lots of big plans. Put up the Halloween decorations. Carve pumpkins. Blog. Get ready for our neighbor's party. Instead, Tenzin and I [...]
The Reno Balloon Races — If Only They Could Make Dawn a Little Later
September 9, 2012 – Posted in: Grosser than Gross, No Good Deed, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Reno, Sundays in My City, Things To Do with KidsToday was, well, interesting... Every year since the kids were about 3, we've gone to the Reno Balloon Races. We drag everybody out of bed before the sun comes up, drive down to a big park with a bunch of freakishly perky people, walk around in the dark, and freeze while we watch close to [...]
The Week that Was
July 14, 2012 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Elfie, Family, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Newt, Vacation, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessSorry for the radio silence (or or internet silence -- whatever they call it in blogging). I'm not dead. Although over the last week, there were a couple of times I sorta kinda wished I was. Ah chronic pain. Where would I be without you... Anyway, I thought I should catch everyone up on some [...]
Call Off the Hunt — We Found a Dog!
May 6, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Grosser than Gross, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Worst Mom MomentsCan you believe it? After two rescue groups, one humane society debacle, countless internet searches, and lord knows how many of you calling in your contacts, we found our "baby." Thanks to an old friend my Obama campaign days, today we brought home an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever/Finnish Lapphund.How can you be upset at that face?He [...]
While Mac Was Sleeping
November 26, 2011 – Posted in: Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Reno, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingAlthough it's true that 99.99 percent of the world doesn't give a damn what I'm doing, it's possible that the cherished few of you who actually keep up with me here or on Facebook are wondering what the hell happened to me. Did I die? Did I just throw in the towel? Did my computer [...]
I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m. . . Just Gonna Write About It!
November 14, 2011 – Posted in: Angry Tammy, Crazy Tammy, Grosser than Gross, Mean People, Politics, Religion, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RantsThe "Scream" TreeSo for about the last 14 hours or so, all I've heard is crap. And I'm just so done. So, so done.There comes a point where you start to wonder if there are any decent, reasonable people left in the world. If anyone's thinking about their actions and how they'll affect other people. [...]
Can I Blame this on “Damn You Auto Correct”?
August 10, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Mouths of Babes, Poop, Teenagers, Worst Mom MomentsGG of The Glad Gardener is back at World's Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even [...]
Everyone Likes Their Own Brand
August 3, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Diaper Disaster, Grosser than Gross, Guilt, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Lindsay. She sent in this story that's like the Energizer Bunny of World's Worst Mom days -- it just keeps going and going and going. . . You can read more about her crazy/funny life at her blog, Peekaberry. And then see how cool and professional she is at her video production company, Mulberry [...]
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