Happy Adoption Day — To the Dog

– Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Puppies, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness
Yellow dog in car -- Lab Finnish Lapphund

Today is Jasper Adoption Day. One year ago, we brought home our little 10-pound puppy. Now he's a whopping 70+ (frankly not sure of the exact amount because I hurt my back trying to weigh him the last time). I love having a dog. And I wouldn't exchange Jasper for any other one, even though [...]

Eating Big, Playing Hard, and Shopping Small

– Posted in: Elfie, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Logan's Story, Newt, Reno, Shopping Hell, Vacation, Worst Mom Randomness, Worst Mom Reviews
Elfie's bright new snow gear

Well, we've survived Thanksgiving weekend (so far). I'm not calling it a complete success until we get everybody out of bed and off to school Monday morning after nine late nights and Wii-filled days. Here are a few highlights from the last few days... •I finally put a crowbar in it and got Elfie some new [...]

Halloween Food that Won’t Make You Want to Puke — Maybe

– Posted in: Food, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Recipes
eyeball meatballs

So yesterday, after we got back from the right-winger pumpkin patch (which I'll write about tomorrow because I just don't have the stomach for it tonight), we had lots of plans. Lots and lots of big plans. Put up the Halloween decorations. Carve pumpkins. Blog. Get ready for our neighbor's party. Instead, Tenzin and I [...]

The Reno Balloon Races — If Only They Could Make Dawn a Little Later

– Posted in: Grosser than Gross, No Good Deed, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Reno, Sundays in My City, Things To Do with Kids
Dawn Patrol

Today was, well, interesting... Every year since the kids were about 3, we've gone to the Reno Balloon Races. We drag everybody out of bed before the sun comes up, drive down to a big park with a bunch of freakishly perky people, walk around in the dark, and freeze while we watch close to [...]

Call Off the Hunt — We Found a Dog!

– Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Grosser than Gross, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Worst Mom Moments

Can you believe it? After two rescue groups, one humane society debacle, countless internet searches, and lord knows how many of you calling in your contacts, we found our "baby." Thanks to an old friend my Obama campaign days, today we brought home an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever/Finnish Lapphund.How can you be upset at that face?He [...]

I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m. . . Just Gonna Write About It!

– Posted in: Angry Tammy, Crazy Tammy, Grosser than Gross, Mean People, Politics, Religion, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom Rants

The "Scream" TreeSo for about the last 14 hours or so, all I've heard is crap. And I'm just so done. So, so done.There comes a point where you start to wonder if there are any decent, reasonable people left in the world. If anyone's thinking about their actions and how they'll affect other people. [...]

Can I Blame this on “Damn You Auto Correct”?

– Posted in: Cleaning, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Mouths of Babes, Poop, Teenagers, Worst Mom Moments

GG of The Glad Gardener is back at World's Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even [...]