Last Halloween, the kids were sort of obsessed with The Lord of the Rings. Not Harry Potter obsessed like they were over the last six months, but still pretty coo coo. Anyway, it wasn't a huge surprise when Newt said he wanted to go as Frodo. But I have to say I was really psyched [...]
Family Halloween Costumes — the Easy, the Funny, and the Scary as Hell
September 10, 2013 – Posted in: Family, Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessOnce again, Halloween is upon us. And yeah, I know it's only September, but you have to plan for this stuff or else you'll be the idiot who pays overnight shipping for a T-rex costume -- not that I'd know anything about that. Anyway, we're not really the "everybody in the family dress up" people, [...]
How to Throw a Kick-Butt Harry Potter Birthday Party: Part Two
July 13, 2013 – Posted in: Holidays, Life is Dangerous, Parties, Personal Insanity, Things To Do with Kids, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessThis is the follow-up post on how to throw a kick-but Harry Potter birthday party (we did this when my daughter, Elfie, turned nine). Part One describes all the prep work. It's really not as scary as it sounds... So this post is meant to walk you through the actual execution of the party. Basically [...]
How to Throw a Kick-Butt Harry Potter Birthday Party: Part One
July 8, 2013 – Posted in: Accidents, Holidays, Life is Dangerous, Mouths of Babes, No Good Deed, Parties, Personal Insanity, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessThanks to my lack of organizational skills, we left my daughter Elfie's 9th birthday party planning until the very last minute. Not a big deal if my husband and I weren't insane. Unfortunately, we've set a precedent of throwing wildly fantastical theme parties for her birthday, complete with treasure hunts that involve multiple adult actors [...]
Camping. . . at the Super 8
June 16, 2013 – Posted in: Complaining, Family, First World Problems, Holidays, Mawage, Personal Insanity, Road Trip, Tenzin, The Great Outdoors, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Travel, Vacation, Worst Mom RandomnessToday, while everyone was writing sentimental posts and acrostic poems about dads, I was hoping to baby Jebus that my husband wouldn't remember it was Father's Day. Not that he really would've remembered. Tenzin and I are sort of famous for not making a big deal out of holidays anyway. Truth be told, I wasn't [...]
The Best Mother’s Day Present? It’s Over.
May 14, 2013 – Posted in: Family, Grief, Grown-up Friends, Guilt, Holidays, Logan's Story, Momless, Personal Insanity, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom RandomnessSo Mother's Day is over, and all I can say is, thank the gods. I know most moms look forward to Mother's Day. Probably because they're normal and well-adjusted people who are totally chill about spending a nice Sunday with family, getting an over-priced piece of jewelry designed by Jane Seymour, and maybe going out [...]
Happy Adoption Day — To the Dog
May 6, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Puppies, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom RandomnessToday is Jasper Adoption Day. One year ago, we brought home our little 10-pound puppy. Now he's a whopping 70+ (frankly not sure of the exact amount because I hurt my back trying to weigh him the last time). I love having a dog. And I wouldn't exchange Jasper for any other one, even though [...]
The Not-So-Amazing Race: A No-Fuss Kids’ Treasure Hunt
April 17, 2013 – Posted in: Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, Treasure Hunts, Worst Mom RandomnessA few years ago, I made the HUGE mistake of sending the kids on a treasure hunt to lead them to their Easter presents. Yes, we're the jerks who get Easter presents for our kids. Try not to hate me too much. A lot of this stems from the fact that my mother, who was [...]
How to Have a Birthday Party for the Dog
March 14, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Family, Gratitude, Growing Up, Holidays, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Puppies, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessYesterday was my dog's first birthday. We actually thought it was this coming Monday (based on our best estimates), but our friend* who got a puppy from the same litter posted her dog's picture on Facebook and, well, oops. I'm guessing most people don't celebrate their dogs' birthdays. We're a little odd**. On the one [...]
Destroying the House, Chinese New Year Style
February 20, 2013 – Posted in: Holidays, Mawage, Parties, Personal Insanity, Tenzin, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be FunSo every year for I don't know how many years (I'd have to look it up) we've had a Chinese New Year party. It's something my husband, Tenzin, and I always wanted to do before we had kids but never managed to pull together. Then we tried to do it after kids and could never [...]
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