So we're back from Mexico. We failed to get pictures of us swimming with dolphins, ate one of the best meals of our lives, and almost got in a fist fight with a TSA agent. Just your typical spring break... A little background: Tenzin, my husband, and I made the monumentally bad decision to purchase [...]
Worst Mom Moment: When Good Skiing Goes Bad
February 6, 2013 – Posted in: Losin' It, Parenting, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsI'm so psyched (I know, I sound like a teenager from 1985, but I am indeed psyched) to be introducing you to Lindy. She's a mom from my neck of the woods, only she's one of the cool kids who gets to live in Tahoe (there I go with the high school thing again). Apparently [...]
I’m Sure My Son Isn’t TRYING to Make Me Insane…
October 18, 2012 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Crazy Tammy, Elfie, Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Politics, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Tenzin, Thank God Your Father's HomeSo this is basically how our morning went... Me (pointing at a photo of people shaking Joe Biden's hand on the front page of the newspaper): Hey, look -- if I would've gone to the Biden event yesterday, that could've been me. Newt: You're in there? Me: No, I could've gone. And my friend had [...]
Thar She Blows!
September 6, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Illness, Losin' It, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsIf you lurk around this blog or our Facebook page, no doubt you've seen Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive. When you get into her blog (which you should), you'll quickly find out that she and her family should have a punch card for the emergency room. In this Worst Mom Moment, unfortunately it's the mighty Kelly herself [...]
How to Walk a Puppy — First, Stand Up
August 28, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, The Kids are Killing Me, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsGinger from Spicey Mom is back with a Worst Mom Moment from the dog days of summer. Ginger and I have been commiserating because both got puppies at the same time, and our lives have been..."exciting" ever since. Week 18 in puppyville and I still not sure I like this guy. He still chews, [...]
Attack of the Killer Toothpaste
April 18, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, No Good Deed, Obsessions, Punishments, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Marian, mother of three who's just started blogging but clearly has plenty of material to keep her writing over at Just Keep Swimming. This toothpaste thing is such a pet peeve of mine, too. If they made World's Worst Moms toothpaste, it would be clear and self-destructing after five minutes.I put Molly in time [...]
Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific
October 22, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Losin' It, Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsSay hello to Julie Barbour, a fab mom who hangs out with us on the World's Worst Moms Facebook page. Julie has the distinct honor of being our very first contributor to be ripped straight off of the Facebook wall. I only wish there were a video. My son was 13. He was NOT washing [...]
Warning: Contents Under Pressure
October 9, 2011 – Posted in: Losin' It, Worst Mom MomentsRachel Kargas, of GetRealMama, is back at World's Worst Moms after her extended maternity leave. Because everyone who writes for us gets a fantastic benefits package. Better than the people in Sweden. The Neighborhood Watch Committee is issuing an Alert. Photo Courtesy of Rachel KargasPlease be on the lookout for Rachel Kargas/Alias Getrealmommy. It is believed [...]
Do You Need 10 Excuses to Go Nuts?
October 2, 2011 – Posted in: Food, Grief, Losin' It, Memories, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Sili, mother to "frog princess" and the "Chief Executive Mami" of MyMamihood.com. After what can only be described as a rough year, she's laying it all out on the table. Apparently she's having a "Come to World's Worst Moms Moment."Random Thoughts (10 to be exact) That Lead Me To Believe I Might Be Losing [...]
Who are the People in your Neighborhood? Um, Apparently Newspaper Thieves.
September 6, 2011 – Posted in: Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Lying, Manners, Mean People, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Worst Mom MomentsGinger, of Spicey Mom, is back at home after her altercation in a Disneyland bathroom. This time, she's taking on the neighbors.I read an article the other day that discussed how more and more people's newspapers are being stolen for coupons. Just when I thought print was dead, it is revived by mega savers. Never [...]
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