Category Archives: Mawage

Destroying the House, Chinese New Year Style

Decorating for Chinese New Year

So every year for I don’t know how many years (I’d have to look it up) we’ve had a Chinese New Year party. It’s something my husband, Tenzin, and I always wanted to do before we had kids but never managed to pull together. Then we tried to do it after kids and could never…

Valentines? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Valentines…

Heart shaped flower petal

Just to be clear from the get-go, I like flowers. Nothing against flowers. I’ve received, grown, and bought many a flower that’s made my life a happier place. That said, I probably won’t be getting flowers on Valentine’s Day. There’s the slightest chance my husband and kids will stop off at the store on the…

The Best Anniversary Present Ever

The Best Anniversary Present Ever

Last night I came home from a friend’s house to find this: Now to the untrained eye, this may look like a mere desk with some random (really random) stuff on it in a typical suburban home. But to me, it was — don’t laugh — the best anniversary present evah. Today is our fifteenth…

The Doctor Is In

So the other night, after a lovely dinner with friends, my husband went upstairs and pulled all his toenails off. Okay, that’s not entirely accurate. He pulled four of his toenails off. I’d show you all a picture if I didn’t think it’d make you hurl. My husband, Tenzin, has been battling toenail fungus for…

Good Girls Don’t Crap

Okay, confession time. And this is kind of a weird one, so if you’re one of my guy friends in particular, you may just want to stop reading here. Seriously. So Elfie, my 6-year-old daughter, started camp this week, and she’s kind of freaking out. The place has one bathroom where all the girls change…

There Can Be Only One

I had to open the front door all by myself today. For the first time in almost ten years, the doorbell rang, and I found myself all alone, face-to-face with a strange man. No intimidating presence at my side. No low bark encouraging the guy to take a half-step back. No furry head pressed against…

Writing a Blank

I’m having one of my typically partly sunny days. On the one hand, it’s kind of been like my birthday. The Empress, over at Good Day Regular People, featured me in her “Get To Know Thursdays.” I don’t want to get all hyperbolical on everybody, but you know how they honor people at awards shows…

And it wasn’t even in a hay bail. . .

If you watch The Amazing Race, you’re quite familiar with “Roadblocks.” Quick explanation: teams of two people get clues at various points around the world and try to make it to designated finish lines. Usually the last team to the “pit stop” is eliminated. This goes on until the last episode when the final three…

Just Another Day on the High Wire

So at the risk of bringing everyone down, I’m having a rough day.  Couple of days.  Actually, make that a couple of weeks. Even if you know me personally, you most likely have no idea that I’ve been having a rough time.  Because that’s what I do.  I just power through.  I take the kids…

‘Til Burning Man Do Us Part

I went out the other night and met some friends for a drink.  This was, I’m sad to say, one of the more exciting events of late, due to the fact that my life is incredibly boring.  But here’s what made it even more irregular:  I was sans husband, it was a school night, and…