Many weeks ago, I promised to write a post on potty training. You guys should know by now that I never do anything on time, so hopefully you weren't holding your breath. Anyway, yesterday I got this message on my Facebook page: I have a 27-month-old boy that I am potty training, and when I [...]
Worst Mom Moment: Girl Scout Cookie Hell
February 27, 2013 – Posted in: Mouths of Babes, No Good Deed, Okay That's Funny, Poop, Potty Training, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsMy daughter isn't in Girl Scouts, and I'm not gonna lie -- it's because I'm scared. Over the years, I've heard tale of cookie selling hell, and I feel like my adrenal glands are already shot as is. The last thing I need is people being pissed at me for being a bad Cookie Mom [...]
Claiming the 5th
October 11, 2011 – Posted in: Mouths of Babes, Poop, Potty Training, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsLudicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is back. And she's got a list that only a World's Worst Mom could write.Things I will never ever admit to my daughter:1. When you were born, I thought you were actually kind of ugly.2. I called you "Old Man" and "Turkey Neck" until you fleshed [...]
Can I Blame this on “Damn You Auto Correct”?
August 10, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Mouths of Babes, Poop, Teenagers, Worst Mom MomentsGG of The Glad Gardener is back at World's Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even [...]
Everyone Likes Their Own Brand
August 3, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Diaper Disaster, Grosser than Gross, Guilt, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Lindsay. She sent in this story that's like the Energizer Bunny of World's Worst Mom days -- it just keeps going and going and going. . . You can read more about her crazy/funny life at her blog, Peekaberry. And then see how cool and professional she is at her video production company, Mulberry [...]
Slippery Little Sucker
May 27, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Cleaning, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Thanks for Throwing me Under the Bus Honey, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Miranda of The Frantic Ravings of a Mother. With all the stories she has to tell about having three little boys in the house, you start to get a better picture of how fraternities come up with their theme parties."Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, [...]
World of Babycraft
May 7, 2011 – Posted in: Diaper Disaster, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Pregnancy, Worst Mom MomentsEver wonder what the deal is with people who play computer games online? Ludicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is letting us peak behind the curtain. And you thought triathletes and Justin Bieber fans were hardcore. . .I prefer to think of this as being a responsible (online) friend, rather than a [...]
The Case of the Missing Diaper Bag
April 19, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Diaper Disaster, Forgetting, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsMost people are familiar with Murphy's Law: "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Exactly how Mr. Murphy came up with this decree, no one knows. But if it turns out he ever talked to a mom like Alison, who blogs over at Mama Wants This!, well, mystery solved. My son is only 15 months so [...]
How Do I Bad-Mommy Thee? Let Me Count the Ways.
April 6, 2011 – Posted in: Food, Lying, Memories, Poop, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Worst Mom MomentsLast week, World's Worst Moms hit 100 followers. Turns out Do Sweat the Small Stuff was our woman of the hour, and she's been ever so gracious to go out of her way to mark the occasion with this submission about her badness.This post is in honor of the 100th follower. That's me :)With gratitude [...]
Mommy Wants a Do-Over
January 12, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Diaper Disaster, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Guilt, Memories, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsHave you ever done something and then wondered, "Crap, when do kids actually start remembering things?" For Kristi Valentini, this would be one of those times. She chronicles life with back-to-back babies at Mommy Crib Notes. In a mad moment of parental anger, have you ever done or said something you regretted? You desperately wish [...]
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