My daughter isn’t in Girl Scouts, and I’m not gonna lie — it’s because I’m scared. Over the years, I’ve heard tale of cookie selling hell, and I feel like my adrenal glands are already shot as is. The last thing I need is people being pissed at me for being a bad Cookie Mom…
Ludicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is back. And she’s got a list that only a World’s Worst Mom could write. Things I will never ever admit to my daughter: 1. When you were born, I thought you were actually kind of ugly. 2. I called you “Old Man” and “Turkey Neck”…
GG of The Glad Gardener is back at World’s Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even…
Meet Lindsay. She sent in this story that’s like the Energizer Bunny of World’s Worst Mom days — it just keeps going and going and going. . . You can read more about her crazy/funny life at her blog, Peekaberry. And then see how cool and professional she is at her video production company, Mulberry…
Meet Miranda of The Frantic Ravings of a Mother. With all the stories she has to tell about having three little boys in the house, you start to get a better picture of how fraternities come up with their theme parties. “Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you…
Ever wonder what the deal is with people who play computer games online? Ludicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is letting us peak behind the curtain. And you thought triathletes and Justin Bieber fans were hardcore. . .I prefer to think of this as being a responsible (online) friend, rather than a…
Most people are familiar with Murphy’s Law: “Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.” Exactly how Mr. Murphy came up with this decree, no one knows. But if it turns out he ever talked to a mom like Alison, who blogs over at Mama Wants This!, well, mystery solved. My son is only 15 months…
Have you ever done something and then wondered, “Crap, when do kids actually start remembering things?” For Kristi Valentini, this would be one of those times. She chronicles life with back-to-back babies at Mommy Crib Notes. In a mad moment of parental anger, have you ever done or said something you regretted? You desperately wish…
Kristy Dolha of Life — Inspired by the Wee Man makes her second appearance at World’s Worst Moms with what can only be described as a story of motherhood that is leg-en-dary. You always think it could never, ever happen to you. . . “You should write a book.” This was my mom’s response to…
So come on in. I made some Arnold Palmers. And a nice jello salad...
