I woke up to a Facebook message from my friend saying there was a shooting at Sparks Middle School and her husband was fine (incidentally, Sparks is right next to Reno, where I live). She wrote this in all caps at least four times and with about five exclamation points behind each "fine." I see [...]
The Mystery of Letting Go
September 18, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Elfie, Family, Growing Up, Kid Friends, Life is a Mystery, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, School"I just really don't want to go. I'm going to miss you guys too much." My 10-year-old son is lying in his bed. I'm snuggled next to him, stroking his head. He finds a hole between my body and the mattress so he can get both arms around me. It's like he's holding on for [...]
Every Kid Should have the Chance to Become a Dancing Environmentalist
August 29, 2013 – Posted in: Movies, School, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RantsHere's a testament to how well people learn when the material means something to them -- I can remember second grade better than, well, most of college. I had a teacher, Mrs. Keyes, who made you forget you were in school. Let me give you some examples. For the science fair, we made a giant, [...]
How to Pack a little Ha Ha in your Kid’s School Lunch
August 23, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Okay That's Funny, School, Things To Do with KidsWe had the first day of school this week, and Elfie was a little freaked out. After three years, she started a new class with a new teacher (they're clumped 1st through 3rd and 4th through 6th), so it was a big change. Anyway, I decided to write something on a Post-It and stick it [...]
Summer Days, Wish You weren’t Driftin’ Away
August 12, 2013 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Crazy Tammy, Family, First World Problems, Me Time, Personal Insanity, School, Tammy Thinks, VacationConfession time: Not only do I not want school to start and summer to end, I'm actually scared about it. Okay, maybe scared isn't the right word. "Scared" conjures up how I feel on those nights when I'm checking closets, armed with a baseball bat. And I can't say I'm that keyed up. But I [...]
Turns Out I Can Camp, Cook, and Not Get Eaten by a Bear
June 2, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Chronic Pain, Elfie, Parenting, Personal Insanity, School, The Great Outdoors, Vacation, Worst Mom RandomnessLast night, Elfie and I went camping at Lake Tahoe with her 3rd grade class. It's an end-of-the-year tradition, and even though I wasn't that jazzed about the idea of going up without my husband, I did because she really wanted to take me, not Dad. I don't mean to be a wimp, but honestly, [...]
At Least We Feed Kids Well During Test Week
April 29, 2013 – Posted in: Complaining, School, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom RantsThe kids are in the middle of evil government testing week. This is the way to determine if your school is "good" because everyone knows that sitting kids down and having them fill in bubbles is the best measure of their intelligence. Just ask Einstein. Or Leonardo da Vinci. Or Legolas (apparently Orlando Bloom, the [...]
Helping Your Kid Out of Autism — The Preschool Post
March 25, 2013 – Posted in: Autism -- The Handbook, Autism Recovery, Newt, Newt's Story, Parenting, Personal Insanity, School, Solicited Advice, WorryingMore tales from the autism front. Today's questions come from the mother of "Tara," a 3-and-a-half year old who was just diagnosed. Keep in mind that I've never met these people, so I'm basically just relaying what we did in these same situations. Our son, Newt, was diagnosed with high-functioning autism at the same age and [...]
Kids Know Awards for Everyone are Stupid. Because They’re not Stupid.
March 11, 2013 – Posted in: Elfie, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, SchoolThe kids turned in their science fair projects last week. Neither of them made it to "the big show," but that wasn't a huge surprise. Motivating kids in this department has been historically. . . frustrating. They basically procrastinate for two months, decide last minute that they want to do a "great job," and then [...]
Science Fair Projects Kids Can Do Themselves. Sort Of. Or Not.
February 28, 2013 – Posted in: Elfie, Green Living, Homework, Newt, School, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessThe science fair was this week, and I've never been so happy to finish "projects that I'm not involved in." While it's lovely in theory to allow your child to conduct and then create a presentation of an entire project on his/her own, the practical execution of said theory never shakes out the way you [...]
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