We're a family of three, not four this week (or four, not five, if you count the dog). Newt, our 10-year-old, is away for two nights with his classmates at a wilderness camp. At Lake Tahoe. In the snow. Fortunately he's not snow camping (because that's only for crazy people). They're in cabins with heat [...]
How to Teach Kids about Sex: Go See Les Mis and Leave the Kids with Dad
December 29, 2012 – Posted in: Elfie, Mouths of Babes, Movies, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Sex, Tenzin, Thank God Your Father's Home, TV, Worrying, Worst Mom ReviewsI went and saw Les Miserables with a girlfriend the other night. It was an amazing movie, but for some reason, I still feel like I could just nitpick it to pieces. I'm starting to think this could be my calling -- professional life nitpicker. Too bad I can't get someone to pay me for that... [...]
How I Bumped my Head and Lost my Mind
November 12, 2012 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Elfie, Family, Grief, Logan's Story, Mom dying, Momless, Newt, Personal Insanity, Sappy Tammy, Tenzin, Thank God Your Father's HomeOne of my favorite lines of all time is from Young Frankenstein (coincidentally just viewed by the kids and me the other night -- they were, of course, totally impressed). Dr. Frankenstein and Igor have just pushed a coffin out of a grave, and Igor says, "Could be worse. Could be raining." Cue thunder clap [...]
Worst Mom Moments: An Heir-Raising Tale
November 5, 2012 – Posted in: Life is Dangerous, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Thank God Your Father's Home, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsSo once again, the fabulous Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive swoops in with a story from her always unbelievable life. Unbelievable only because truth is stranger than fiction. And when you have four kids and a husband, that's a lot of material to work with. ****** A few months ago, my husband got a new [...]
I’m Sure My Son Isn’t TRYING to Make Me Insane…
October 18, 2012 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Crazy Tammy, Elfie, Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Politics, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Tenzin, Thank God Your Father's HomeSo this is basically how our morning went... Me (pointing at a photo of people shaking Joe Biden's hand on the front page of the newspaper): Hey, look -- if I would've gone to the Biden event yesterday, that could've been me. Newt: You're in there? Me: No, I could've gone. And my friend had [...]
Time Out-the-Door
November 9, 2011 – Posted in: Mouths of Babes, Punishments, Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsJulie Barbour is back at World's Worst Moms! She's out of the shower and into the laundry room (which would imply that she has a really clean family, but I'm guessing she'd argue otherwise). We have a laundry room in our home, with a door to the back hill and a door to the rest [...]
Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific
October 22, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Losin' It, Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsSay hello to Julie Barbour, a fab mom who hangs out with us on the World's Worst Moms Facebook page. Julie has the distinct honor of being our very first contributor to be ripped straight off of the Facebook wall. I only wish there were a video. My son was 13. He was NOT washing [...]
Claiming the 5th
October 11, 2011 – Posted in: Mouths of Babes, Poop, Potty Training, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsLudicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is back. And she's got a list that only a World's Worst Mom could write.Things I will never ever admit to my daughter:1. When you were born, I thought you were actually kind of ugly.2. I called you "Old Man" and "Turkey Neck" until you fleshed [...]
Oh How I Disappoint Thee. . . Let Me Count the Ways
September 26, 2011 – Posted in: Guilt, Injuries, School, Thank God Your Father's Home, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Mommy2¢. She's compiled an entire list of reasons why she's the World's Worst Mom to her 4 and 6-year-old kids. You can read about all of her other shortcomings and other riotous stuff at her blog, Mommy2¢.I’ve done a real bang-up job in the past couple weeks as a parent. I wish I were [...]
Shhhh! Mommy’s Having a Nervous Breakdown.
September 22, 2011 – Posted in: Puke, Thank God Your Father's Home, Worst Mom MomentsTime for Throwback Thursday -- when we replay a great World's Worst Moms that you may have missed. This is from frequent commenter and contributor Verity. I’ve been debating sending this in. . . as far as bad moments go, it is a bit over the top. No one was injured, but I probably need [...]
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