Hunting for Christmas Trees in the Wild Blue Yonder

– Posted in: Complaining, First World Problems, Holidays, Nevada, Personal Insanity, The Great Outdoors, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Randomness
Running with Axes

So we officially got our asses kicked by a tree yesterday. At 2 p.m., my husband, Tenzin, and I sprung the kids out of school so we could head up the mountain to cut down our Christmas tree. Tenzin is working every weekend until Christmas, so we figured this was the best solution. Get up [...]

With Comedy, It’s All About Timing — Especially When You Put a Baby in an Oven

– Posted in: Parenting, This Is Supposed to be Fun, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom Randomness
From MSN

So there's a little bit of hubbub online about some people who staged a photo of their grandbaby in an oven. The way the story goes (supposedly -- remember that we're dealing with the internet here) is that the baby's dad left the kid with the grandparents for the first time and was doing the [...]

Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical Pumpkin Patch

– Posted in: Angry Tammy, Conservatives are Funny, Cranky Tammy, Nevada, No Good Deed, Politics, Reno, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Rants
Sorry Spookley, you're a little too queer for the Romney/Ryan ticket.

So Saturday, we finally made it to the pumpkin patch. Little background -- we usually go to a pumpkin patch in town, but this year, we thought we'd try out a newish place on the outskirts that our daughter went to on a class trip. It's owned by a family who live on their farm, [...]

Halloween Food that Won’t Make You Want to Puke — Maybe

– Posted in: Food, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Recipes
eyeball meatballs

So yesterday, after we got back from the right-winger pumpkin patch (which I'll write about tomorrow because I just don't have the stomach for it tonight), we had lots of plans. Lots and lots of big plans. Put up the Halloween decorations. Carve pumpkins. Blog. Get ready for our neighbor's party. Instead, Tenzin and I [...]

The Things We do for Love — My New Cleaning Gig at the Allergy House

– Posted in: Elfie, Jasper, Solicited Advice, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Randomness
Like we could ever get rid of this.

So Elfie has been sneezing her bloody head off for the last few weeks. I'm a terrible mother so I haven't really been paying a ton of attention to it, except the few times she's been on her way out and I've noticed that she's had snot crusted under her nose. But recently it's gotten [...]

How to Walk a Puppy — First, Stand Up

– Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, The Kids are Killing Me, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Moments
Photo by Spicey Mom

Ginger from Spicey Mom is back with a Worst Mom Moment from the dog days of summer. Ginger and I have been commiserating because both got puppies at the same time, and our lives have been..."exciting" ever since.   Week 18 in puppyville and I still not sure I like this guy. He still chews, [...]