Let me say right off the bat that I'm being a big fat hypocrite in this post. After the Harry Potter extravaganza party, bagging on other people's obsessive craftiness is sort of laughable. But this instructional video on "how to build a fort kit" is just kind of killing me. Part of me didn't [...]
How to Throw a Kick-Butt Harry Potter Birthday Party: Part Two
July 13, 2013 – Posted in: Holidays, Life is Dangerous, Parties, Personal Insanity, Things To Do with Kids, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessThis is the follow-up post on how to throw a kick-but Harry Potter birthday party (we did this when my daughter, Elfie, turned nine). Part One describes all the prep work. It's really not as scary as it sounds... So this post is meant to walk you through the actual execution of the party. Basically [...]
Taking a Walk with “Change for a Dollar”
November 29, 2012 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Sappy Tammy, Videos, Worst Mom Randomness, Worst Mom ReviewsI found this short movie last night. Don't ask me how I found it or where. I was in an Ambien stupor at the time and have no recollection of how it got on my computer. When I woke up and saw it on one of my tabs, I suddenly had a flashback that I'm [...]
The Week that Was
July 14, 2012 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Elfie, Family, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Newt, Vacation, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessSorry for the radio silence (or or internet silence -- whatever they call it in blogging). I'm not dead. Although over the last week, there were a couple of times I sorta kinda wished I was. Ah chronic pain. Where would I be without you... Anyway, I thought I should catch everyone up on some [...]
So the Kids ARE Listening…
June 18, 2012 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Newt, Parenting, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessEvery once in a while, your kid says something that lets you know you're not totally screwing it up. We were watching TV tonight, and mine said, in sort of a "Wow, would you check out the view from the top of this Mount Everest place" voice:"I love this commercial. It makes me feel like [...]
Puppy Goes Postal — and No, I Don’t Mean He Ate the Mailman
June 10, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessPhoto by PartlySunnyTime for a Jasper update. Since we got our puppy five weeks ago, he's gained about nine pounds and weighs almost half as much as Elfie. The little fluff ball I used to be able to tote around like a clutch purse is more like an unruly sack of potatoes. He's no longer a [...]
Jasper versus the Yogurt Container
May 28, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Food, Holidays, Jasper, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessI thought about doing a somewhat serious post today about Memorial Day and the need for increased veterans' services, but if you're not a heartless jerk, you probably already know that. And the thing is, I've had a sort of exhausting week, so I think I'll just hit the easy button and write about the [...]
Mother’s Day, the Partly Sunny Way
May 13, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Holidays, Jasper, Newt, Tenzin, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessAh, Mother's Day. You started out so well. Jasper, the puppy, miraculously slept most of the night. Tenzin, the husband, got up with the dog and let me sleep in. Then around 8:30, Elfie, the 7-year-old, brought me breakfast in bed. True, Tenzin made French toast with expired eggs and there's a 50/50 chance I'll [...]
Good Idea Razors
May 5, 2012 – Posted in: Okay That's Funny, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessThere are so many parodies online that sometimes it's hard to tell when something's real. At least it is for me. I get a little case of the gullible's every once in a while.Anyway, when I saw this website that my husband's co-worker sent to him, I couldn't believe it was real: Dollar Shave Club. [...]
What Would Gayle Do?
April 17, 2012 – Posted in: Okay That's Funny, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessSo I got this video from a good buddy who was wondering if the person in it was a friend of mine. S-he. . . is not. But it was a fair question (given my suburban home, Japanese cars, and propensity to shop at Whole Foods). And while I haven't dislocated joints in order to [...]
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