The LAST Snowman — the Book, the Giveaway, and the Pummeling

– Posted in: Children's Books, Elfie, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom Reviews
The LAST Snowman

Winter in Reno this year has sucked. While the rest of the country’s been getting pummeled, we’re dry as a bone (see, there’s just no pleasing anyone, is there). Anyway, as a result, not only is our water situation grave, but our winter super happy play land experiences have been what you might call “limited.” [...]

The Banana Bunker Winners!

– Posted in: Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom Reviews
Giveaway Tools

So the results are in! The Great Banana Hammock -- er Bunker -- Giveaway is over and we have our winners: Ginger Anna Stewart Lynette Email your addresses to, and I'll ship off your loot! By the way, I promised to report back and give you a review of Giveaway Tools ( It worked [...]

The Great Banana Hammock — er, Bunker — Giveaway

– Posted in: Okay That's Funny, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Worst Mom Giveaways
Banana Bunkers

And now here's something we hope you'll reeeeaally like... Remember Banana Bunkers? They're those crazy plastic containers that keep your bananas from getting bruised  -- which is actually quite helpful -- but look like you picked them up at an adult bookstore? Well, I couldn't help myself -- I bought some. And they're all for you. [...]

Personalized Kid’s Book Giveaway: “Find Me If You Can”

– Posted in: Children's Books, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom Reviews
Find Me If You Can

I'm been wanting to show this to you guys, but after the events in Newtown, well, I don't think anyone's life has stayed on schedule. So this is basically a Where's Waldo book that you can personalize. You send in a photo, and then your child gets to find himself/herself among other children's faces on [...]