She’s Got Michele Bachmann Eyes

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Politics, Websites, Worst Mom Reviews

If you’ve had any doubts about how street-rat crazy Michele Bachmann really is, now there’s photographic proof. And photo-shoppy fun to go with it. If you haven’t heard, some of Bachmann’s supporters are freaking out over the latest Newsweek cover because they think it makes her look a little. . . manic. To be fair, the picture does catch her looking particularly pissed off. Perhaps thinking something like, “Why the hell is my husband wearing my favorite silk panties again?” Or, “Wait a second. . . damn! We do have representation with taxation — what the hell are these people talking about?”

Anyway, now there’s a website that features famous photos of people, characters, pets, muppets — you name it — with “Bachmann Eyes.” For instance, we can all get a glimpse into what the Founding Fathers might have looked like if they’d had Bachmannesque thoughts brewing in their brains. Conjures up a nice little time-traveling, butterfly-effect nightmare.

But I think the most disturbing part about these pictures is that the creepy, evil people don’t really look that different. Like this guy. . .

And wait till you see Oscar the Grouch and Kathy Bates in Misery. It ain’t that much of a stretch.

But my fave is Charlie Sheen. Just goes to show that he really hasn’t gone completely off the deep end. Apparently he still has a few yards to walk to get to the end of the diving board.

You can find more pictures at Bachmann-eyezed!!

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not blessed mama August 17, 2011, 7:22 am

it's funny, the evil ones do look pretty good with the MB eyes- esp Bill O'Reilly. Ba-dum-ching!

PartlySunny August 17, 2011, 7:30 am

I had so much trouble restraining myself from throwing "ba-dum-ching" and "bwahahaha" into this post. It just seems to require it.

Sandi August 17, 2011, 11:26 am

As a pastor who's congregation reads her blog…I must stay away from these kind of things. However! That does not mean I don't enjoy them! Thanks for sharing. A laugh is always good medicine.

Rachel August 18, 2011, 2:50 am

I needed this laugh! Thanks!!

Sweaty August 18, 2011, 9:06 am

Hahahaha… love the Charlie Sheen one! Not a fan of his, so I'm loving all the jokes surrounding him <evil laughs>
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Dave August 18, 2011, 2:58 pm

So far, this is the only makeover that is actually an improvement:

PartlySunny August 24, 2011, 5:14 am

You must be an incredibly strong woman.

PartlySunny August 24, 2011, 5:15 am

Happy to pass it on!

PartlySunny August 24, 2011, 5:43 am

Poor Charlie. He's gotten pretty damn close to the crazy eyes.

PartlySunny August 24, 2011, 5:45 am

The kids said that looked like a girl Golem. So precious. . .

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