The Great Banana Hammock — er, Bunker — Giveaway

– Posted in: Okay That's Funny, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Worst Mom Giveaways

And now here’s something we hope you’ll reeeeaally like…

Remember Banana Bunkers? They’re those crazy plastic containers that keep your bananas from getting bruised  — which is actually quite helpful — but look like you picked them up at an adult bookstore?

Banana Bunkers Well, I couldn’t help myself — I bought some. And they’re all for you.

Truth be told, when they arrived, I considered keeping them because they’re sort of creepy-awesome. But instead, three of you will be getting a little dose of post-Christmas, late-Hanukkah, after-Kwanzaa joy. Imagine how many conversations these things could potentially start for you. Just carrying one around could help you find your tribe by weeding out anyone who lacks a sense of humor…

So here’s the deal:

#1: Much as I love  all of  you across the pond, down under, etc., I can only mail this to an address in the United States. I mean, they only cost a few bucks. Paying five times that for postage would make me feel like a complete asshole.

#2: I haven’t done a ton of this sort of thing, so you guys are going to be guinea pigs as I try out this new giveaway tool called — wait for it — Giveaway Tools (I know, original). Apparently all you have to do is put in your name/email (which will be given to NO ONE) and then you can enter a bunch of different ways:

  • Commenting
  • Liking the Facebook page
  • Liking this post
  • Joining the Twitter Page
  • Tweeting (up to 2x/day)
  • Following the RSS Feed
  • Following on Pinterest
  • Pinning this post
  • And finally, writing about World’s Worst Moms and this giveaway. Which will enter you a whopping 25 times!!

Let me know know what you think — was it hard/easy/annoying/convenient? And I’ll report back about how it went from my end with

Good luck everybody! And thanks for hangin’ out at World’s Worst Moms!

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13 Comments… add one

Erin Koiso January 9, 2013, 10:47 am

They ARE creepy awesome!!!!
I want one!

Ginger January 9, 2013, 11:15 am

We call it Chrismakkwanzikah….seriously check our holiday cards from last year! I sooo want this…cause we go through bananas like there is no tomorrow..even the jerk of a dog steals them off counters.

Tinabeanna January 10, 2013, 9:52 am

I would LOVE to win this!

Tracey a.k.a. KidLit! January 10, 2013, 9:53 am

What a way cool item! The ultra conversation piece!. Especially when the mother in law comes over. He he he. I gotta have it!

Quirky Chrissy January 10, 2013, 11:01 am

Oh yes! This is hilarious. And awesome. And I love it.

Michelle Johnston January 11, 2013, 12:20 pm

Yes, please! It can go with my “pear protector” which is a plastic cup I put the pear into for the trip to work. Not as tailored as the Banana Bunker though…

Lynette January 13, 2013, 6:18 am

Tammy – you inspire me. I want to blog like you too. And I really am intrigued by the bananas!

Lynette January 13, 2013, 6:35 am

You rock Tammy – I am really looking forward to meeting you in July. I’ve decided to get serious with my own writing, and you are one of my inspirations. Thank you! (Bananas rock too!)

Lynette January 13, 2013, 6:36 am

LOL. I commented twice – reflection of my state of mind, as I forgot I’d already commented. Or I unconsciously really want those banana bunkers.

Tammy January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm

You’re so funny. And hey, those banana bunkers are a hot commodity missy. Thanks for all of your ridonculous complements.

dawn k January 14, 2013, 4:39 am

I’d love to have this, as I throw away too many bananas

jennifer lane January 15, 2013, 2:05 pm

My daughter was actually complaining about bananas just the other day. If I win I will give them to her, although the do look a little awkward!

Jaynti January 16, 2013, 2:45 pm

Super Cute!! My banana obsessed daughters would love them!
What an amazing invention.

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