Vagina! Say VAGINA!

– Posted in: Elfie, Okay That's Funny, Personal Insanity, Tenzin

My husband, Tenzin, is sort of infamous for giving the kids a hard time. You’d think by now they’d know that they live in a house where half of what comes out of either parent’s mouth is pure crap. But apparently, not so much.

Anyway, this is what transpired between Elfie and her dad after she showed him how she can slide down the banister.

Elfie: Check this out.
Tenzin: Whoa. Be careful you don’t hurt your johnson doing that.
Elfie: Dad, I don’t have a “johnson.”
Tenzin: Okay, your “va-johnson.”
Elfie: It’s a vagina!
Tenzin: Sorry — ragina. 
Elfie: Vagina!
Tenzin: Right — va-jay-jay. . .
Elfie: VAGINA!! Dad, you’re a DOCTOR. How do you not KNOW these things?!

Vaginas Are Awesome
Photo by Stu Rapley

And then she thought the two of us were just ridiculously immature for busting ass laughing.

6 Comments… add one

Kelly DeBie June 27, 2012, 9:12 pm


Andrea June 27, 2012, 9:27 pm

Hee hee hee!
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Verity June 30, 2012, 4:11 am

That. Is. So.Funny. Love it!
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PartlySunny June 30, 2012, 6:37 am

She kills me.

PartlySunny June 30, 2012, 6:41 am

I think someone needs to write, "Ho ho ho!" just to round this out!

PartlySunny June 30, 2012, 6:48 am

Can you believe her? Telling off her father like that? I wonder where she gets that from…

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