Say hello to Julie Barbour, a fab mom who hangs out with us on the World's Worst Moms Facebook page. Julie has the distinct honor of being our very first contributor to be ripped straight off of the Facebook wall. I only wish there were a video. My son was 13. He was NOT washing [...]
Shirt Hunting — and Other Saturday Morning Sports
October 8, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Crazy Tammy, First World Problems, Forgetting, Newt, The Kids are Killing Me, Worst Mom RantsDespite all evidence to the contrary, I don't like rushing around like a crazy person. I like being prepared the night before, having enough time to get ready, and then walking out the door in a controlled, leisurely fashion. And even though I try so very hard to do this every single day, it practically [...]
Glue Sticks and Glitter and Gems, Oh My!
September 14, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Mouths of Babes, Thank God Your Father's Home, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsGinger, of Spicey Mom, banged out this post after a Facebook rant we had about kids and crafting (you should come hang out with us on the World's Worst Moms Facebook Page if you do "The Facebook" -- it's good times). Anyway, she must've really wanted to get this out because it popped into my [...]
Can I Blame this on “Damn You Auto Correct”?
August 10, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Mouths of Babes, Poop, Teenagers, Worst Mom MomentsGG of The Glad Gardener is back at World's Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even [...]
Everyone Likes Their Own Brand
August 3, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Diaper Disaster, Grosser than Gross, Guilt, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Lindsay. She sent in this story that's like the Energizer Bunny of World's Worst Mom days -- it just keeps going and going and going. . . You can read more about her crazy/funny life at her blog, Peekaberry. And then see how cool and professional she is at her video production company, Mulberry [...]
The Not-So-Fine Art of Throwing Stuff Away
July 20, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Crazy Tammy, Elfie, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Parenting, Personal InsanityI am not a dumpster diver. Not one of those people who goes around sorting through trash to find useable items -- food or otherwise -- based on their desire to be frugal and/or environmentally friendly. The fact that I have to clarify this little piece of information will be come clearer in a moment.My [...]
Cry Baby
July 11, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Cleaning, Guilt, Worst Mom MomentsNot Blessed Mama is back with what really is the perfect World's Worst Moms story. Can't thank her enough for her great writing and constant support. Check out her blog and her Facbook page -- she'll be your best friend and buy you cookies (okay, not really).Forgive me, World's Worst Moms, for I have sinned. [...]
Slippery Little Sucker
May 27, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Cleaning, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Thanks for Throwing me Under the Bus Honey, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Miranda of The Frantic Ravings of a Mother. With all the stories she has to tell about having three little boys in the house, you start to get a better picture of how fraternities come up with their theme parties."Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, [...]
And it wasn’t even in a hay bail. . .
March 22, 2011 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Cleaning, Crazy Tammy, Forgetting, Mawage, Personal InsanityIf you watch The Amazing Race, you're quite familiar with "Roadblocks." Quick explanation: teams of two people get clues at various points around the world and try to make it to designated finish lines. Usually the last team to the "pit stop" is eliminated. This goes on until the last episode when the final three [...]
Could be Worse. Could be Puppies.
March 18, 2011 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Cleaning, Complaining, Cranky Tammy, Elfie, Family, Worst Mom Rants, WritingI had a nice, semi-sentimental post brewing about how I'm feeling much better after getting over the kick-my-ass virus and how I'm agonizing over the Japan earthquake/tsunami/nuclear meltdown situation. But instead, I'm just going to bitch.Despite several very bright spots in my day, I've decided I'm just irritated. I realize my house hasn't been swept [...]
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