Ludicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is back. And she's got a list that only a World's Worst Mom could write.Things I will never ever admit to my daughter:1. When you were born, I thought you were actually kind of ugly.2. I called you "Old Man" and "Turkey Neck" until you fleshed [...]

We've tried pretty hard not to cuss around the kids. In part because my now-8-year-old son, Newt, had a mimicking issue as a younger child. When he started saying, "Shit," we blamed it on my mom. When he pointed out the semi "Frucks" -- with a very soft "r" -- as we were driving down [...]

I sort of feel like my poor little Northern Nevada is in some kind of bad dream. Less than a week ago, I posted about a crazy person walking into a Carson City IHOP and gunning down a bunch of people. And now last Friday, we made the national news again.Every year, we host the [...]

Ginger, of Spicey Mom, banged out this post after a Facebook rant we had about kids and crafting (you should come hang out with us on the World's Worst Moms Facebook Page if you do "The Facebook" -- it's good times). Anyway, she must've really wanted to get this out because it popped into my [...]

So Newt and Elfie have taken a sudden interest in politics (I have no idea how that happened), and the stuff that's been coming out of their mouths lately has been, well, enlightening. The other day, Elfie made a rather astute observation about Republicans and evil aliens. Apparently now it's Newt's turn.Yesterday, we were watching [...]

My 8-year-old son, Newt, is back in school and fighting aliens. As in space aliens. It's a big job that he and a couple friends have taken on. And it's a darn good thing because the aliens have secretly landed and are planning to do lord only knows what to the hapless peoples of earth.So [...]

There's some sort of music coming out of my son constantly. Con-stant-ly. He's like a human jukebox. He sings Lady Gaga while he's building Legos. He makes up musical scores as background while he's playing with super heroes. He croons while he's showering. He hums while he's eating. He whistles while he's drawing. If he [...]

Diane Rene of My Mind's Ramblings is back. This time with a story of foot-in-mouth disease.I think every state has standardized testing in their public school systems. I know in many homes these results are not regarded with any importance, especially in the older years where the kids use the time to draw pictures with [...]

GG of The Glad Gardener is back at World's Worst Moms with tales from the teenage trenches. This latest one about her 15-year-old daughter will make you long for the days when cell phones were those giant, shoe-boxy things that businessmen used while riding in limos. There are some times when my stupidity amazes even [...]