So I realize I'm a little late to the party on this (big surprise), but I'm feeling compelled to share something with you guys. I hold in my hands the recipe for the world's best cookies. Seriously. Not joking. Those who know me are well aware that I can't cook. I regularly burn soup when I [...]
Personalized Kid’s Book Giveaway: “Find Me If You Can”
December 17, 2012 – Posted in: Children's Books, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom ReviewsI'm been wanting to show this to you guys, but after the events in Newtown, well, I don't think anyone's life has stayed on schedule. So this is basically a Where's Waldo book that you can personalize. You send in a photo, and then your child gets to find himself/herself among other children's faces on [...]
The Battle to Believe
December 9, 2012 – Posted in: Holidays, Movies, Things To Do with Kids, Websites, Worst Mom ReviewsWe went to see Rise of the Guardians today. The odds were already heavily in favor of me crying because I cry at just about everything. But this had Christmas spirit, childhood dreams, and overcoming personal tragedy all wrapped up into ninety minutes, so I really didn't stand a chance. Later I heard the kids [...]
Hunting for Christmas Trees in the Wild Blue Yonder
December 7, 2012 – Posted in: Complaining, First World Problems, Holidays, Nevada, Personal Insanity, The Great Outdoors, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom RandomnessSo we officially got our asses kicked by a tree yesterday. At 2 p.m., my husband, Tenzin, and I sprung the kids out of school so we could head up the mountain to cut down our Christmas tree. Tenzin is working every weekend until Christmas, so we figured this was the best solution. Get up [...]
Some Small Moments in the Great Outdoors
November 19, 2012 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Elfie, Family, Growing Up, Jasper, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, The Great Outdoors, Things To Do with KidsMy kids drive me crazy for so many reasons, but one of my major beefs is how they'll fight me about going outside and then become horribly devastated when it's time to come in. Yesterday, we walked (the kids rode their bikes) to the field by our house. It's not far, but because we live [...]
Last, Last Minute Costumes for Kids
October 30, 2012 – Posted in: Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessSo I know this is going to be hard to believe -- given my reputation for having everything pulled together all the time -- but I've had quite a few instances of last-minute, " pull crap from all over your house and garage" because you need to make a costume. I know. It really is [...]
Halloween Food that Won’t Make You Want to Puke — Maybe
October 28, 2012 – Posted in: Food, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom RecipesSo yesterday, after we got back from the right-winger pumpkin patch (which I'll write about tomorrow because I just don't have the stomach for it tonight), we had lots of plans. Lots and lots of big plans. Put up the Halloween decorations. Carve pumpkins. Blog. Get ready for our neighbor's party. Instead, Tenzin and I [...]
Pre-trick-or-treating in Reno — Because Halloween Night is Not Enough!
October 22, 2012 – Posted in: Holidays, Reno, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessSo I don't know about you guys, but I can't believe we're already heading into the end of October. Frankly this scares the hell out of me because we all know Halloween is the starting line for the holidays. It's sort of like being put in that tube that takes you up into the arena [...]
How to Survive a Pumpkin Patch
October 16, 2012 – Posted in: Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Unsolicited Advice, Worst Mom RandomnessSo this is a little crazy -- I'm going to be on TV. And the best part about it is, I don't even have to leave the house! Which means I could technically stay in my yoga pants if I felt like it, and no one would be the wiser. There's a morning-ish show here [...]
My Kids Went into Target Alone — and They Survived!
October 9, 2012 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Elfie, Growing Up, Jasper, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with KidsSo yesterday, I took Jasper (the puppy) to pick up the kids, and on the way home, I suddenly remembered that I needed to stop at Target. The problem? Unless we could somehow fashion a fake, green, service dog outfit for Jasper, there was no getting inside with all four of us. And there was [...]
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