My good friend, Ginger, who blogs over at Spicey Mom, wrote this on her Facebook page the other day. A hundred bucks says this is how those If you Give a Mouse a Cookie people came up with the idea. Because I don’t know about you guys, but this happens to me at least five times a day. You can read more of Ginger’s contributions to the World’s Worst Moms cause here.
When she goes to put away dishes, she’ll notice how grungy the silverware drawer is, so she’ll clean it, spilling water all over the floor.
As she’s mopping the floor, she’ll realize she can’t get some of the crud out of the corners, so she’ll grab the vacuum.
As she’s vacuuming, the dog will begin to attack the vacuum. She’ll fight off the dog as she decides the carpets could use a good vacuuming, too.
As she’s moving the dog’s crate, she’ll notice he has eaten a whole new box of 48 crayons. This will make her think that the dog’s poop will look like Unicorn poop.
Thinking of poop will make her realize she should attempt to pick up dog poop. As she is getting on her boots and gloves and hat, she’ll realize the dog needs to be walked.
After she walks the dog, she’ll get him a cookie and see the silverware still on the counter that needs to be put away.