So the other night, after a lovely dinner with friends, my husband went upstairs and pulled all his toenails off.Okay, that's not entirely accurate. He pulled four of his toenails off. I'd show you all a picture if I didn't think it'd make you hurl.My husband, Tenzin, has been battling toenail fungus for the last [...]
Slippery Little Sucker
May 27, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Cleaning, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Thanks for Throwing me Under the Bus Honey, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Miranda of The Frantic Ravings of a Mother. With all the stories she has to tell about having three little boys in the house, you start to get a better picture of how fraternities come up with their theme parties."Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, [...]
World of Babycraft
May 7, 2011 – Posted in: Diaper Disaster, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Pregnancy, Worst Mom MomentsEver wonder what the deal is with people who play computer games online? Ludicrous Mama of Biting the Hand That Feeds You is letting us peak behind the curtain. And you thought triathletes and Justin Bieber fans were hardcore. . .I prefer to think of this as being a responsible (online) friend, rather than a [...]
One of Those Nights
March 3, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Food, Grosser than Gross, Pregnancy, Puke, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsThis is the second visit to World's Worst Moms for Rachel Kargas, who blogs at Get Real Mama. With two little ones in the house and one on the way, chances are it won't be her last.And just a reminder: World's Worst Moms is giving away a $25 gift card to Starbucks! You get one [...]
Mommy Wants a Do-Over
January 12, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Diaper Disaster, Foot in Mouth, Grosser than Gross, Guilt, Memories, Poop, Worst Mom MomentsHave you ever done something and then wondered, "Crap, when do kids actually start remembering things?" For Kristi Valentini, this would be one of those times. She chronicles life with back-to-back babies at Mommy Crib Notes. In a mad moment of parental anger, have you ever done or said something you regretted? You desperately wish [...]
Not Just a River in Egypt
January 5, 2011 – Posted in: Cleaning, Food, Grosser than Gross, Worst Mom MomentsNaomi de la Torre, who writes the fantastically titled Organic Motherhood with Coolwhip, brings us what can only be described as a well-executed exercise in denial.I did not serve my children frozen corn dogs this morning for breakfast, followed by a large helping of chocolate cake. Nor did I tell them that it would be [...]
Oh, Yes She Did
December 17, 2010 – Posted in: Accidents, Grosser than Gross, Poop, Potty Training, Worst Mom MomentsKristy Dolha of Life -- Inspired by the Wee Man makes her second appearance at World's Worst Moms with what can only be described as a story of motherhood that is leg-en-dary. You always think it could never, ever happen to you. . . “You should write a book.” This was my mom's response to [...]
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