So I know I promised to do my next post on the execution of the Harry Potter party, but I had to show you guys this. Remember how I fell off the broom? Well first, let me back up. Some of you may remember last 4th of July when I was at my dad's cabin [...]
How I Let My Dog Fall Out of the Car
June 11, 2013 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Injuries, Jasper, Personal Insanity, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsSo today, Jasper fell out of the car. Just to be clear, Jasper isn't our kid -- he's our one-year-old Lab/Finnish Lapphund. And we weren't going very fast. Fortunately, we were driving back from a walk in the woods on a small, paved service road. Jasper likes to stick his head out the window like [...]
When Good Nurses Go Bad — How Not to Give a Shot
December 19, 2012 – Posted in: Elfie, Injuries, Life is Dangerous, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsI saw this picture in our local paper yesterday. I laughed it off, but think I may have had a bit of a PTSD panic attack. My guess is that this lady either watched Psycho or took some sort of anger management/pumpkin carving class right before she came to work. When Elfie was 4-years-old, I [...]
I Scream, You Scream…
November 10, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Mouths of Babes, Worst Mom MomentsTime for Throwback Thursday -- bringing back an oldie but goodie that may have floated past you into Internetland. You might want to note the irony of what our World's Worst Mom, Metis, is yelling as she's running into the FROZEN yogurt shop.We were in Phoenix. That explains a lot. I don’t know about you, [...]
Oh How I Disappoint Thee. . . Let Me Count the Ways
September 26, 2011 – Posted in: Guilt, Injuries, School, Thank God Your Father's Home, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Mommy2¢. She's compiled an entire list of reasons why she's the World's Worst Mom to her 4 and 6-year-old kids. You can read about all of her other shortcomings and other riotous stuff at her blog, Mommy2¢.I’ve done a real bang-up job in the past couple weeks as a parent. I wish I were [...]
The River Wild
September 15, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Thanks for Throwing me Under the Bus Honey, The Great Outdoors, Worst Mom MomentsIn all the hubbub, I almost forgot Throwback Thursday! What hubbub? I don't know. But it sounds like a good excuse. Anyway, this World's Worst Moms oldie but goodie is from JoAnn Stevenson, who makes a person wonder if getting back to nature is really the best idea.It was a beautiful sunny day in August [...]
The Doctor Is In
August 1, 2011 – Posted in: Family, Grosser than Gross, Injuries, Life is Dangerous, Mawage, Personal InsanitySo the other night, after a lovely dinner with friends, my husband went upstairs and pulled all his toenails off.Okay, that's not entirely accurate. He pulled four of his toenails off. I'd show you all a picture if I didn't think it'd make you hurl.My husband, Tenzin, has been battling toenail fungus for the last [...]
Move Sweet Move
July 24, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Mouths of Babes, Thank God Your Father's Home, Travel, Worst Mom MomentsWe all have odd and hysterical things happen to us. But somehow, Miranda has odd and hysterical things happen to her ALL THE TIME. This woman's family is like a walking accident. Fortunately for us, she writes all about it. Be sure to check out her first post for World's Worst Moms (one word -- [...]
Broken
July 17, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Food, Guilt, Injuries, Losin' It, Worst Mom MomentsSarah is back, and this time she's sent in what can only be described as the World's Worst Moms day from hell. When you read what this woman has had to endure, you'll laugh, cry, and do that thing where you stare in disbelief at your computer screen with your hand over your mouth. Sarah [...]
Things that Go Bump in the Night
June 10, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Puke, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', TV, Worst Mom MomentsGinger, who blogs at Spicey Mom, sent in this little nightmare about her then three-and-a-half-year-old and 15-month-old daughters. Sounds like the kids were just doing their part to make Mom's life a little more "dramatic."You ever have one of those feeling as a parent that you are just destined not to get sleep that night? [...]
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