I like Halloween. It's true that we tend to go a little overboard at our house, due in part to our somewhat pathologically obsessive neighbor who converts his entire yard and garage into a graveyard and haunted house every year. But if it weren't for us sticking pirate skeletons in the front yard and hanging [...]
Dear Eric Bolling: I’ll Try Not to Let My Boobs Get in the Way When I Smack You in the Head
September 28, 2014 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Mean People, Media, Tammy ThinksI've been avoiding the news lately. In an effort to de-stress a little, I decided it just wasn't in my best interest to follow the midterm elections too closely or see precisely what was on fire (with the exception of the trees burning a few hundred miles from my house and causing the air to [...]
Suck It Up, Buttercup
September 4, 2014 – Posted in: Blogging, Elfie, Grown-up Friends, Me Time, Memories, Nevada, Newt, Parenting, Reno, Tammy Thinks, TravelYou know that phenomenon where you put off calling a friend or writing an email because it's going to require carving out a chunk of time that you won't have until you're, I don't know, 90 (which is probably still wrong because my 90-year-old aunt is still pretty frickin' busy)? Or like how you'd really like to clean the inside [...]
Sometimes, You Just Need to Cry in a Closet
July 4, 2014 – Posted in: Cancer Sucks, Grief, Momless, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Sappy Tammy, Tammy Thinks"I'm going to keep these dinosaurs. Just because they're the ones from Nan, so they're special to me." My 11-year-old son, Newt, is going through a box of toys, figuring out which ones to give away. When he says this. I actually feel my entire body relax. My mother died five years ago on July [...]
Why I Could Never Work for Hobby Lobby (Other than the Obvious Answer — They’re Total Jackasses)
June 30, 2014 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Mean People, Tammy Thinks, Women's IssuesOne of the awesome little side problems I've experienced during my whole fibromyalgia/atypical facial pain mess has been menstrual migraines. For those who don't know, a menstrual migraine -- at least for me -- is a series of days-long headaches that occur like clockwork before your period. In my case, they lay me out for a [...]
The Totally Narcissistic Post About What I’ve Been Doing So I Can Get it All Out of My Head
May 23, 2014 – Posted in: Blogging, Blogging Betties Podcast, Bright Side of Life, Food, Grown-up Friends, Me Time, Tammy Thinks, TravelSo as you may have noticed, I haven't been writing much lately. This isn't due to lack of trying. It's mainly due to being hella busy. Add that to my somewhat baseline status of feeling hella crappy, and, well, end of story. As most of you know, I started the Blogging Betties Podcast with my [...]
“Bee” Better with Bombas Socks
May 6, 2014 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Giveaways, Worst Mom ReviewsThis post is sponsored by Bombas. I took this gig because they's good folks. And because, you see, I've always had this crazy dream about owning a business that's able to "give back." That's why when Bombas socks contacted me, I told them I'd tell you guys about them for the low, low price of, [...]
Motherhood the Book — a Perfect Gift for All Your Favorite Mamas
April 26, 2014 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Holidays, Parenting, Tammy ThinksYou guys are going to want to hug me and squeeze me and call me George after this post. Are you looking for something unique, adorable, and beautifully understated for Mother's Day this year? Well I've got it.JC Little of The Animated Woman has just come out with a new book called Motherhood. You may recall [...]
20 Things in my Life that are (Almost) EXACTLY the Same as When I was in College
March 27, 2014 – Posted in: Getting Older, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Tammy ThinksAs I was eating pre-cut mangos straight out of the package today, it occurred to me that my life with the husband and kids in suburbia-land isn't looking all that different than it did when I was in college. Sure, I have three new roommates and two are minors, but, then again, in college I changed [...]
Can You Hear Me Now?
March 18, 2014 – Posted in: Blogging, Blogging Betties Podcast, Tammy ThinksWhen I think of going outside my comfort zone, things like sky diving, pole dancing, and perhaps lip piercing come to mind. But first on my list? Definitely not . . . talking. Let me clarify. I've always talked a lot. Whether or not I've ever had anything valuable to say is up for debate, [...]
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