I was cleaning up the kitchen the other night, and as I cursed my husband under my breath because he'd messed up the stove again, I stopped short, realizing what a jerk I was since he'd actually taken the time to cook. Whereas cooking for me looks a lot like melting cheese on tortillas and [...]
The Absolutely, Positively True Story of the Fairies who Clean my House
January 7, 2014 – Posted in: Cleaning, Complaining, First World Problems, Illustrated by Me, Tammy ThinksIf you have a child under the age of nine, you've no doubt come across The Rainbow Fairy books. They're basically a collection of short chapter books about two girls who save the world by helping various groups of fairies find their special, magical somethings which have always been stolen by the evil Jack Frost [...]
Life Through the Window Pain
January 2, 2014 – Posted in: Blogging, Chronic Pain, Tammy ThinksI started a Tumblr page today. I basically know NOTHING about Tumblr except that as a result of being on it, I follow a guy who's making a different balloon animal every day and woman who draws funny penguins and writes wry comments about them. Otherwise, as a social media platform, I find it generally [...]
I Know Why Alan Frazier Shot His Doctor. And I Understand.
December 23, 2013 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Nevada, Reno, Tammy ThinksOn December 17th, 51-year-old Alan Oliver Frazier walked into his urologist's office and shot three people. And I understand why he did it. Read this carefully -- I don't condone what he did. But I understand. I understand it all too well. And when I heard the details of this story -- when we heard the [...]
First Reason Not to Get a Tattoo: Your Mom Probably Has One
December 10, 2013 – Posted in: Beauty, Family, First World Problems, Getting Older, Illustrated by Me, Tammy ThinksA few years ago, a bunch of people I knew started getting what I like to call "SCRatts" (sports car replacement tattoos). You turn 40, need to reclaim a little bit of your youth, and go get some ink. When one of my best friends showed up with a big, blue butterfly on her hip, [...]
I will Hug my Blog and Squeeze it and Call it George
November 25, 2013 – Posted in: Blogging, Tammy Thinks, WebsitesI'm like a little kid on Christmas today. Well, maybe like a little kid on Christmas who's totally excited about opening presents but also has to get dressed and go sit through church. And then have her presents slowly doled out to her by uptight relatives who make her come and sit down for breakfast [...]
Give the Gift of No Guilt
November 20, 2013 – Posted in: Guilt, Holidays, Tammy ThinksWe've entered the season of giving -- that time when we try to focus on others. On family. On friends. It's also the season of guilt. I'm fortunately in place where my holiday plans are pretty easy (I know, don't hate). That's what happens when your mom dies and your dad runs off on a [...]
This Holiday Season, Please Try Not to Compliment that Little Girl on Her Dress
November 14, 2013 – Posted in: Beauty, Holidays, Tammy Thinks, Women's IssuesOne of the fun parts about having a little girl is being able to put her in fancy dresses. Can't help it. When your kid is the most adorable thing on the planet (to you) and the cuteness is just oozing out of every corner during the holidays, it's sort of like temporary insanity. Suddenly [...]
Put Your Money Where Your Flag Is and REALLY Support Vets
November 12, 2013 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Guest Blog, Mean People, Tammy ThinksI'm afraid I'm a day late with this, but I don't care. The fact that we take 24 hours out of the year to pay lip service to our veterans is a little bit silly anyway -- a day shouldn't go by when we aren't outraged that even one vet is sleeping on the streets [...]
One Less
November 8, 2013 – Posted in: Family, Getting Older, Grief, Growing Up, Sappy Tammy, Tammy ThinksMy aunt died. My great aunt. She was 97-years-old, suffering from Alzheimer's, and I hadn't seen her in four years. And yet, I'm crying my eyes out. I don't understand myself sometimes. It's like I'm a giant lake, held in by a structurally questionable dam that breaks at the exact times when the engineers predicted [...]
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