If I walked into a meeting and said I needed to blast Metallica for three minutes before we got started in order to better mentally prepare myself, people would probably think I was a bit "off." They'd probably feel the same way if I requested some time to do yoga and then told everyone they [...]
How to be Famous: Go Get Shot
October 21, 2013 – Posted in: Complaining, Life is Dangerous, Mean People, Media, Nevada, Reno, School, Tammy Thinks, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RantsI woke up to a Facebook message from my friend saying there was a shooting at Sparks Middle School and her husband was fine (incidentally, Sparks is right next to Reno, where I live). She wrote this in all caps at least four times and with about five exclamation points behind each "fine." I see [...]
Don’t Kill the Messenger — It’s that Time of Year
October 18, 2013 – Posted in: Guilt, Holidays, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom ReviewsThis is a topic that may -- just simply by hearing about it in October -- cause some of you immeasurable pain. But I'm going to bring it up anyway (I know, nice, right?). Holiday cards. Yes, I know it's early. At least it seems early. Of course it also seems early to buy snow [...]
Maybe the Dog Needs Prozac
October 11, 2013 – Posted in: Depression, Dogs, Illustrated by Me, Jasper, Tammy ThinksWhile it's true I often wallow in a pit of despair rivaled only by that underground torture chamber occupied by the consumptive albino in The Princess Bride, I think it's possible that this week, I may have outdone myself. I actually depressed the dog. Jasper is perhaps the happiest being on earth. We joke that [...]
Fiction Friday Part 20: Static
October 4, 2013 – Posted in: Mawage, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, WritingFriday Fiction is back! Start the whole book here. Or go back to the last chapter here. Or get a rundown of everything here. Just so many choices... ******** "Jen, I really don't have much time." Peter Wong stood in the doorway of their bedroom, watching his wife adjust pillows and pull back the comforter. [...]
The Love, the Hate, the Hashtags
October 2, 2013 – Posted in: Blogging, Complaining, Media, Tammy ThinksOne thing I love about my readers is that a lot of you are just like me: sort of out-of-it. And I say that with oodles of love in my heart because, like I said, I'm truly one of you. I mean, by the time I got wind of the whole honey badger deal, there were already people [...]
We’re All So Outraged About Another Mass Shooting. Or Not.
September 17, 2013 – Posted in: Complaining, Life is Dangerous, Mean Girls, Media, Tammy Thinks, Uncategorized, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RantsSo as I'm sure you've all heard, we've had another mass shooting. Every news outlet is covering it. Every talk show is analyzing it. Every blogger is writing about it. And I have to say, I'm pretty much over it. Yeah, I'm kind of done. Remember a few months ago in Newtown when all those little [...]
Why I’m Tired of 9/11
September 11, 2013 – Posted in: Family, Grief, Logan's Story, Memories, Mom dying, Momless, Personal Insanity, Tammy ThinksLast night, right before I turned off my computer, I saw a Facebook post and remembered -- oh yeah, tomorrow is 9/11. And this was the first thought that entered my head: Damn it. I am so sick of 9/11. The last thing I want to do is post something on my page about it. [...]
Hangin’ Out at Mamapedia
September 7, 2013 – Posted in: Blogging, Guest Blog, Tammy ThinksYou know that feeling you get when you're flipping through your mail and suddenly you see an envelope with real handwriting on it? That's how I felt when I got the email from Mamapedia, telling me they were running one of my posts. If you get a chance, do me a solid and pop over there. I'm [...]
Makeup Makeover — How I Tried to be Girlie
September 4, 2013 – Posted in: Beauty, First World Problems, Personal Insanity, Tammy ThinksFor about two days last week, I tried really hard to care about putting on makeup. Two days. And then I cracked. Good thing I've never had to quit meth or smoking. I'm not much of a makeup person. I only started wearing mascara in 8th grade because of peer pressure. The feel of it [...]
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