So yesterday, I took Jasper (the puppy) to pick up the kids, and on the way home, I suddenly remembered that I needed to stop at Target. The problem? Unless we could somehow fashion a fake, green, service dog outfit for Jasper, there was no getting inside with all four of us. And there was [...]
Whatever You Do Kids, Don’t Get Dirty!
September 3, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Jasper, Life is a Mystery, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RandomnessThis is just a little photo essay I like to call "Irony." If you can't tell, the kids are playing fetch with their virtual dog on the Wii, while the actual dog sits in front of them, begging for attention. We've totally crossed over. Even George Jetson had to take Astro on a real walk, [...]
The Things We do for Love — My New Cleaning Gig at the Allergy House
August 29, 2012 – Posted in: Elfie, Jasper, Solicited Advice, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom RandomnessSo Elfie has been sneezing her bloody head off for the last few weeks. I'm a terrible mother so I haven't really been paying a ton of attention to it, except the few times she's been on her way out and I've noticed that she's had snot crusted under her nose. But recently it's gotten [...]
The Walk Not Taken
August 4, 2012 – Posted in: Jasper, Sundays in My City, Worst Mom RandomnessSo this morning, Jasper and I get up before everybody else, as usual, and decide to go for a walk before the blistering heat sets in (Do you like how I make it sound like Jasper actually has some kind of say in all of this? Soon I'll start writing posts from his perspective and [...]
The Week that Was
July 14, 2012 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Elfie, Family, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Newt, Vacation, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessSorry for the radio silence (or or internet silence -- whatever they call it in blogging). I'm not dead. Although over the last week, there were a couple of times I sorta kinda wished I was. Ah chronic pain. Where would I be without you... Anyway, I thought I should catch everyone up on some [...]
Newbies at the Reno Rodeo
June 22, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Nevada, Newt, Reno, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom ReviewsWe took the kids to the Reno Rodeo for the first time this week. I think subconsciously, I've been avoiding it. I have childhood memories of being really stressed out about watching the animals get thrown around and choked with ropes. This could have something to do with the fact that prior to the "fun" [...]
Puppy Goes Postal — and No, I Don’t Mean He Ate the Mailman
June 10, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessPhoto by PartlySunnyTime for a Jasper update. Since we got our puppy five weeks ago, he's gained about nine pounds and weighs almost half as much as Elfie. The little fluff ball I used to be able to tote around like a clutch purse is more like an unruly sack of potatoes. He's no longer a [...]
The Ironic or Not-So-Ironic Passing of the Humor Gene
June 4, 2012 – Posted in: Cranky Tammy, Elfie, Jasper, Newt, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Worst Mom RandomnessAll I have to say is, it's a good thing I have a decent sense of humor. Take this morning, for example. I'm currently sort of laughing about how my husband left the dog kennel open and let the puppy escape unnoticed to wake up the boy at 5 a.m., "do his business" on the [...]
Jasper versus the Yogurt Container
May 28, 2012 – Posted in: Dogs, Elfie, Food, Holidays, Jasper, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessI thought about doing a somewhat serious post today about Memorial Day and the need for increased veterans' services, but if you're not a heartless jerk, you probably already know that. And the thing is, I've had a sort of exhausting week, so I think I'll just hit the easy button and write about the [...]
When Microwaves, Swings, and Puppies Attack
May 20, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Newt, Sundays in My CityThe last few days have been a little crazy, so I'm just going to throw it all into one big mishmash update.• The microwave is home. A very nice man named Steve took it back to his workshop. He fixed it up there, and he brought it back here (just like the Grinch, only he [...]
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