My Kids Went into Target Alone — and They Survived!

– Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Elfie, Growing Up, Jasper, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Shopping Hell, Things To Do with Kids
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So yesterday, I took Jasper (the puppy) to pick up the kids, and on the way home, I suddenly remembered that I needed to stop at Target. The problem? Unless we could somehow fashion a fake, green, service dog outfit for Jasper, there was no getting inside with all four of us. And there was [...]

The Things We do for Love — My New Cleaning Gig at the Allergy House

– Posted in: Elfie, Jasper, Solicited Advice, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom Randomness
Like we could ever get rid of this.

So Elfie has been sneezing her bloody head off for the last few weeks. I'm a terrible mother so I haven't really been paying a ton of attention to it, except the few times she's been on her way out and I've noticed that she's had snot crusted under her nose. But recently it's gotten [...]