So here's something that might kind of make you want to hurl. You know Spanx, the modern-day girdle that some people (not me because I'm too lazy, can't bear being uncomfortable, and don't have anywhere important to go) are obsessed with because we've all been convinced that we need to look like Barbie underneath our [...]
Senseless and Sensibility
July 24, 2012 – Posted in: Life is Dangerous, Mean People, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RantsI'm not going to write a whole lot about the horrible shooting in Aurora last week -- other people have done a stellar job of that already (including my friend over at DeBie Hive). But I feel like I can't move on to anything else until I've acknowledged it.So let me just say this: one [...]
Dear Boy Scouts — Thanks for Giving Me an Out
July 18, 2012 – Posted in: Angry Tammy, Family, Mean People, Worst Mom RantsDear Boy Scouts of America, I'd just like to thank you for finalizing the deal on the whole, "We hate gay people" thing. I appreciate you being so -- in Boy Scouty terms -- "forthright" about it and coming straight out with your bigotry instead of continuing to hide behind some excuse about "Needing to [...]
I’ve Become a Squeaky Wheel
June 14, 2012 – Posted in: Corporatism, Cranky Tammy, Food, Mean People, Worst Mom RantsSo for whatever reason, I've gotten some bug in my bonnet and am suddenly unwilling to take any crap from anybody.Not the actual buffet, but you get the idea.The other night, we went to the Eldorado Hotel with my brother and his kids. Remember we live in Reno, so we have to do the buffet [...]
Dear Humane Society: Bite Me
May 3, 2012 – Posted in: Cranky Tammy, Dogs, Mean People, Worst Mom RantsDear Humane Society,You don't know us. Actually, you do know us because ten years ago, we got our first dog from you. I guess at the time I had no idea how lucky we were to have found him so easily because this go-around, it's like we're in some sort of dog hunt from hell.Obviously [...]
Diagnosis: Stubborn and Ignorant
March 27, 2012 – Posted in: Angry Tammy, Conservatives are Funny, Mean People, Politics, Tenzin, Worst Mom RantsI just heard on the news (granted it was local news, so I'm taking this with a grain of salt) that two-thirds of Americans want to do away with the Affordable Care Act. I'm guessing this is probably inaccurate because if you break down the parts of "Obamacare" for people and then ask them about [...]
A Partly Zunny Day
March 23, 2012 – Posted in: Cancer Sucks, Corporatism, Food, Grown-up Friends, Mean People, Personal InsanityToday I ate a pot pie, berated an AT&T representative, got a present I've been wanting for years, and found out another one of my friends has cancer.I have no doubts that my blog is appropriately titled.The day started out well. Then I made the huge mistake of calling AT&T to try and clear up [...]
The New Phone Book’s Here! The New Phone Book’s Here! No, Wait. It’s Just the Holiday Letter.
December 15, 2011 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Gardening, Getting Older, Holiday Letter, Mean People, Money, Politics, Worst Mom RantsHappy Holidays one and all! Time for the yearly letter. For those of you who don't know, this is kind of how I got started with all the blogging stuff. Once a year, I'd send out a snarky little letter about the state of the world -- not much pressure, except for the fact that [...]
Fortified with Extra…Estrogen. Why it’s Time to Can Most Canned Goods
December 1, 2011 – Posted in: Angry Tammy, Corporatism, Food, Mean People, Worst Mom RantsAnd I wonder why I'm never hungry.So you've probably already heard about this, but if you haven't, I'll just go ahead and be the bearer of bad news. You know all that canned food you bought to get through the apocalypse? Or maybe just so you could make a quick lunch when you forgot it [...]
I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m. . . Just Gonna Write About It!
November 14, 2011 – Posted in: Angry Tammy, Crazy Tammy, Grosser than Gross, Mean People, Politics, Religion, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom RantsThe "Scream" TreeSo for about the last 14 hours or so, all I've heard is crap. And I'm just so done. So, so done.There comes a point where you start to wonder if there are any decent, reasonable people left in the world. If anyone's thinking about their actions and how they'll affect other people. [...]
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