On September 15th, my cousin drowned at Lake Almanor, California. This is day four of my experiences during the week that followed. I wake up with a splitting headache and put on the same clothes that my husband brought me the day before. After three days of wearing the same thing before he arrived, I’m [...]
Logan’s Story Part 3: Monday — The Kids Arrive
October 2, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Family, Grief, Logan's Story, Personal InsanityOn September 15th, my cousin drowned at Lake Almanor, California. This is day three of my experiences during the week that followed. I wake up and put on the same clothes I’ve been wearing for three days. I had a short reprieve when I slept in some of my aunt’s yoga pants, but now [...]
Logan’s Story Part 2: Sunday — We Stop Hoping
October 2, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Family, Grief, Logan's Story, Personal InsanityOn September 15th, my cousin drowned at Lake Almanor, California. This is day two of my experiences during the week that followed. I’m freezing. My friend is already up, dealing with her hell which has now slipped to number two on the hell scale. She makes us tea. I always drink coffee in the [...]
Logan’s Story Part 1: Saturday — We Lose Him
October 2, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Family, Grief, Logan's Story, Personal InsanitySo, where have I been? If only I could say that I took a spontaneous trip to Europe. Truth is, we've suffered a terrible family tragedy. On September 15th, my cousin drowned while swimming up at Lake Almanor in northern California. I think most of us who knew and loved him still feel like we're [...]
How to Walk a Puppy — First, Stand Up
August 28, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Foot in Mouth, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, The Kids are Killing Me, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsGinger from Spicey Mom is back with a Worst Mom Moment from the dog days of summer. Ginger and I have been commiserating because both got puppies at the same time, and our lives have been..."exciting" ever since. Week 18 in puppyville and I still not sure I like this guy. He still chews, [...]
Puppy Goes Postal — and No, I Don’t Mean He Ate the Mailman
June 10, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Videos, Worst Mom RandomnessPhoto by PartlySunnyTime for a Jasper update. Since we got our puppy five weeks ago, he's gained about nine pounds and weighs almost half as much as Elfie. The little fluff ball I used to be able to tote around like a clutch purse is more like an unruly sack of potatoes. He's no longer a [...]
When Microwaves, Swings, and Puppies Attack
May 20, 2012 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, Elfie, Jasper, Newt, Sundays in My CityThe last few days have been a little crazy, so I'm just going to throw it all into one big mishmash update.• The microwave is home. A very nice man named Steve took it back to his workshop. He fixed it up there, and he brought it back here (just like the Grinch, only he [...]
I Scream, You Scream…
November 10, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Mouths of Babes, Worst Mom MomentsTime for Throwback Thursday -- bringing back an oldie but goodie that may have floated past you into Internetland. You might want to note the irony of what our World's Worst Mom, Metis, is yelling as she's running into the FROZEN yogurt shop.We were in Phoenix. That explains a lot. I don’t know about you, [...]
Like a Rollin’ Stroller — Why Your Baby Needs a Dog
November 3, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Dogs, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsIt's Throwback Thursday -- when we post stories you may have missed -- and it just so happens that this was one of mine! I have to say that reading this ripped yet another little piece of my heart out because our dog -- the hero of the story -- died in April. He was [...]
What’s the Opposite of a Helicopter Parent?
October 27, 2011 – Posted in: Accidents, Videos, Worst Mom MomentsTime for Throwback Thursday. This video, from Squidnice, marks our one and only World's Worst Moms video submission to date. Anyone think they can beat it? We're waiting. . . (WorldsWorstMoms@gmail.com).
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