Sorry Darling, Republicans Only at the Voter Reg Table

– Posted in: Angry Tammy, Conservatives are Funny, Politics, Unsolicited Advice, Worst Mom Rants
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Sometimes when I hear all the political rhetoric flying around, I think there's no way it could actually reflect your average guy on the street. It's just too...crazy. Clearly all of the nuts we're seeing on TV are just the loud, proud radicals who get their voices heard because it's interesting. But as it turns [...]

Heavens to Betsy! Women Writers?!

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Corporatism, Okay That's Funny, Politics, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom Rants
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There's been a whole heap of nasty stuff being thrown around about women lately. I mean, back when I was twenty, if you would've suggested that we'd be bickering about safe access to abortion or questioning if an assault victim "asked for it" in 2012, I would have chortled (because I did and still chortle [...]

Don’t Like the Affordable Care Act? Maybe Check Out Somalia

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Politics, Worst Mom Rants

I just had to share this picture. My brother-in-law took it while attending the Pride Parade up in Seattle. Obviously it's a great representation of where Obama and Romney stand when it comes to marriage equality. But that's not the only reason it sticks with you. There's Obama, the mostly hopeful guy (I could get [...]

The New Phone Book’s Here! The New Phone Book’s Here! No, Wait. It’s Just the Holiday Letter.

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Gardening, Getting Older, Holiday Letter, Mean People, Money, Politics, Worst Mom Rants

Happy Holidays one and all! Time for the yearly letter. For those of you who don't know, this is kind of how I got started with all the blogging stuff. Once a year, I'd send out a snarky little letter about the state of the world -- not much pressure, except for the fact that [...]

Where Have All the White People Gone?

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Elfie, Media, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Personal Insanity, Politics, World Gone Crazy, Writing

So Newt and Elfie have taken a sudden interest in politics (I have no idea how that happened), and the stuff that's been coming out of their mouths lately has been, well, enlightening. The other day, Elfie made a rather astute observation about Republicans and evil aliens. Apparently now it's Newt's turn.Yesterday, we were watching [...]

Teach Your Children Well

– Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Elfie, Kid Friends, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Politics, School

My 8-year-old son, Newt, is back in school and fighting aliens. As in space aliens. It's a big job that he and a couple friends have taken on. And it's a darn good thing because the aliens have secretly landed and are planning to do lord only knows what to the hapless peoples of earth.So [...]