Do You Talk to Tinkerbell with That Mouth?

– Posted in: Mean People, Puke, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Travel, Worst Mom Moments

After an overwhelming response from followers of the World's Worst Mom Facebook Fan Page, Ginger has caved to the peer pressure. She's written up her infamous story of how some Disney mommies didn't, um, "speak to others with respect and loving kindness." Yeeaah. . .By the way, don't miss Ginger's last WWMs story (she stayed [...]

Baking Lessons

– Posted in: Blogging, Chronic Pain, Cranky Tammy, Crazy Tammy, Dogs, Nevada, Personal Insanity, Road Trip, School, Travel, Vacation, Writing

So here's where I am right now. . .• We just got home from an eight-day, second annual Nevada road trip (this time to Vegas), and my house looks as though mythical creatures who secretly live underneath my carpet have finally shown themselves and puked up the following: dirty laundry that smells like casino smoke [...]

Squirrel!

– Posted in: Travel, Worst Mom Rants

We're staying home this Thanksgiving, and I have to say I'm, uh, thankful because I frankly wouldn't be terribly excited about going to an airport at present.  Don't get me wrong -- I'm as opposed to being blown up in an airplane as anyone else.  But I can't say I'm psyched about the current security [...]

The Blue Airplane of Happiness

– Posted in: Crazy Tammy, Elfie, Getting Older, Grown-up Friends, Me Time, Newt, Parenting, Personal Insanity, The Kids are Killing Me, Time, Travel

So I haven't been dead or under a rock.  I've just been in Denver (And, no, that isn't some backhanded comment about Denver, which would be lovely even if you were somehow under a rock.  Dead, not so much.).  I still can't quite believe it myself, but I was on a real live girls' weekend.  [...]

Next Time, the Drive-Thru

– Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Travel, Worst Mom Moments

This story comes from my friend, Metis (my choice of aliases, not hers).  We're just scratching the surface of her vast experiences.  Look forward to more shenanigans in the future.  We were in Phoenix.  That explains a lot.  I don’t know about you, but being in Phoenix puts me on autopilot; intellectually, I know things [...]