Last weekend, the kids each had a sleepover. Unfortunately, I couldn't manage to schedule them both on the same night, so it kind of felt like an elementary school B&B here (except for the part where I drag my ass out of bed and cook everyone breakfast). Anyway, my buddy, Cheryl, who's much more experienced [...]
Happy Adoption Day — To the Dog
May 6, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Grosser than Gross, Holidays, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Puppies, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom RandomnessToday is Jasper Adoption Day. One year ago, we brought home our little 10-pound puppy. Now he's a whopping 70+ (frankly not sure of the exact amount because I hurt my back trying to weigh him the last time). I love having a dog. And I wouldn't exchange Jasper for any other one, even though [...]
Fiction Friday Part 15: Under Frangelica’s Wing
May 3, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Life is Dangerous, Mean People, Novel in Progress, Sex, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingThis is the continuation of last week's story when Eric got into some serious trouble after getting drunk with Simon. Want to get caught up? Start here. And if you want a list of the whole torrid affair, go here. ******* "Your mother didn't expect you home tonight, did she?" Frangelica glanced over at Eric from the bar. [...]
Realizing Your Grass Looks Greener from Someone Else’s Side
April 24, 2013 – Posted in: Blogging, Complaining, Crazy Tammy, First World Problems, Grown-up Friends, Logan's Story, Momless, Personal Insanity, Tammy Thinks, Worrying, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingThe other night, while I was up with insomnia, I started making a "You Suck" list. It's just one of many lists that go through my head when my other non-sleeping choices are to: Make a list from the other 100 lists regarding everything from "Brilliant blog posts that come to me...at 2 a.m." to [...]
Fiction Friday Part 14: Eric Meets Simon
April 19, 2013 – Posted in: Mean People, Novel in Progress, Sex, Tammy Thinks, World Gone Crazy, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingWe're back in 1991. This is the continuation of last week's story when Eric met the fabulous Frangelica. Want to get caught up? Start here. And if you want a list of the whole shebang, go here. ******** "So, was that a friend of yours?" Eric looked up to see a tall, heavy-set man standing next to [...]
The Not-So-Amazing Race: A No-Fuss Kids’ Treasure Hunt
April 17, 2013 – Posted in: Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, Treasure Hunts, Worst Mom RandomnessA few years ago, I made the HUGE mistake of sending the kids on a treasure hunt to lead them to their Easter presents. Yes, we're the jerks who get Easter presents for our kids. Try not to hate me too much. A lot of this stems from the fact that my mother, who was [...]
Friday Fiction Part 13: Eric Meets the Drag Queen
April 12, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingAfter last week's peak into the life of Peter's dad, we're back to Eric in 1991. This is after he's dumped Peter and come back to San Francisco from his almost deadly trip to Thailand. Want to get caught up? Start here. And if you want a list of the whole shebang, go here. ******** Eric wondered [...]
Puerto Vallarta Vacation: The Good, The Bad, and The TSA Agent
April 10, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Elfie, Family, First World Problems, Jasper, Losin' It, Mean People, Newt, Personal Insanity, Things To Do with Kids, Travel, Vacation, Worst Mom Randomness, Worst Mom RantsSo we're back from Mexico. We failed to get pictures of us swimming with dolphins, ate one of the best meals of our lives, and almost got in a fist fight with a TSA agent. Just your typical spring break... A little background: Tenzin, my husband, and I made the monumentally bad decision to purchase [...]
Why I’m M.I.A.
April 3, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Things To Do with Kids, Travel, Vacation, Worst Mom RandomnessI’m in Puerto Vallarta, which is why you people haven’t heard, and probably won’t hear, much from me this week. I went back and forth about saying we were out of the country because I have slightly irrational “Come rob my house” fears, but it occurred to me that there’s nothing of value in our [...]
Fiction Friday Part 12: Mr. Wong Goes Down
March 29, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingWe're back to present day -- actually January 2012, a few months before Eric shows up at Peter's door. This is a little glimpse into what's going on with Peter's dad, James... Want to get caught up? Start here. And if you want a list of the whole shebang, go here. ******** James Wong had [...]
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