So yesterday, I was at the grocery store with my daughter, Elfie, and this old guy driving a Weasel scooter zips by us, kind of close, and I realize he's tossed something into our cart. I look down, thinking, "What the hell," and see. . . an orange balloon animal. So I pick it up, [...]
Fiction Friday Part 11: Camping
March 22, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingWe're back to Peter and Jen, the early years. For the whole story, I suggest you start at the beginning (it's a quick read). But here's a bit of what's happened so far: Peter is married with children. What his wife, Jen, doesn't know is that Peter had a brief love affair with Eric when they were in their 20's [...]
Fiction Friday Part 10: The Kiss
March 15, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Uncategorized, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingWe're back to Peter and Jen, when they first met at Stanford in the early '90s. If you really want to get all the down and dirty details, you should start at the beginning. But here's a bit of what's happened so far: Peter is married with children. What his wife doesn't know is that Peter had a brief [...]
How to Have a Birthday Party for the Dog
March 14, 2013 – Posted in: Bright Side of Life, Dogs, Family, Gratitude, Growing Up, Holidays, Jasper, Personal Insanity, Puppies, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessYesterday was my dog's first birthday. We actually thought it was this coming Monday (based on our best estimates), but our friend* who got a puppy from the same litter posted her dog's picture on Facebook and, well, oops. I'm guessing most people don't celebrate their dogs' birthdays. We're a little odd**. On the one [...]
Fiction Friday Part 9: The Pickup
March 8, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Parenting, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingWe're catching up with "young" Eric again this week. Hopefully he wasn't permanently scarred by his experience in Thailand. If you really want to get all the down and dirty details, you should start at the beginning. But here's a bit of what's happened so far: Peter is married with children. What his wife doesn't know is [...]
Fiction Friday Part 8: Trapped
March 1, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingSo, we're on Part Eight of the Eric and Peter saga. If you want to catch up, you can start at the very beginning or find everything here under Fiction. But here's a bit of what's happened so far: Peter and Jen (Wong) are married with two kids and living in Reno. What Jen doesn't know is [...]
Science Fair Projects Kids Can Do Themselves. Sort Of. Or Not.
February 28, 2013 – Posted in: Elfie, Green Living, Homework, Newt, School, Things To Do with Kids, Worst Mom RandomnessThe science fair was this week, and I've never been so happy to finish "projects that I'm not involved in." While it's lovely in theory to allow your child to conduct and then create a presentation of an entire project on his/her own, the practical execution of said theory never shakes out the way you [...]
Why the Onion Should’ve Asked My Kid About the C-Word Before Getting on Twitter
February 25, 2013 – Posted in: Mean People, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Worst Mom RandomnessSo when everybody started freaking out over the Onion calling nine-year-old Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis the c-word, my thought process went something like this: Wow, stay classy. Maybe an intern was tweeting. What idiot would let an intern tweet during the Oscars? Somebody's getting the axe. They'll probably end up on that Katie Couric show. Or [...]
Fiction Friday Part 7: Jen
February 22, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Uncategorized, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingSo I have to apologize to some of you for basically turning into a soft porn writer. But it turns out there are people who actually look forward to Fridays over here. So how can I say no to that? Anyway, this is Part Seven of a story I’m working on for our Fearless [...]
Fiction Friday Part 6: The Flight
February 15, 2013 – Posted in: Fiction, Novel in Progress, Tammy Thinks, Worst Mom Randomness, WritingThis is Part Six of a story I’m working on for our Fearless Fiction Femmes Fatales group. If you want to catch up, here’s Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four and Part Five. Just to catch everybody up: Peter and Jen are married with two kids and living in Reno. What Jen doesn't know is that Peter had [...]
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