Good Thing Somebody Brought Beer

– Posted in: Accidents, Injuries, Thanks for Throwing me Under the Bus Honey, The Great Outdoors, Worst Mom Moments

This comes from JoAnn Stevenson, who I assure you is quite competent in her job at KOLO TV in Reno (if you’d like to advertise with them, shoot her an email:  joann.stevenson@kolotv.com).  I’m not even gonna say anything else. . .

It was a beautiful sunny day in August a couple of years back.  The family decided to go rafting down the Truckee River near Lake Tahoe.  Reservations were made, cooler packed, swimsuits on.  We headed out on our adventure.  It was my husband and two children (10 and 5).  We got a raft all to ourselves and after the safety instructions and life jackets, we began our journey.  My husband and I controlled the oars to steer us around any obstacles in the way.  Parts of the river were very slow while others had a little more movement.  Nothing like riding huge rapids or anything but enough to have a little fun.  During one stretch of “rapids” we were getting close to some trees and bushes that hung out over the river.  I was in the front with my paddle trying to stop us from going into the bushes.  Out of instinct I swung my paddle across the raft to try to stop us.  “Crack!” That was the sound of the oar hitting my son, smack in the middle of the forehead.  It immediately began to bleed and swell and he immediately began to scream.  Grabbing some ice out of the cooler (which was keeping the beer cold), I put it on his poor little head.  And, as if I didn’t feel bad enough, my husband had to chime in about how I really need to pay better attention to what I was doing and things like that wouldn’t have happened.  Like I really meant to bonk my son on the head with a paddle!  I’ve paddled his bottom, but never his head!  To this day he still has an inch long bump at his hairline to remind me of one of my “worst mommy” moments.

8 Comments… add one

PartlySunny September 4, 2010, 11:02 am

Okay, I didn't want to say anything at the beginning and wreck it, but I was laughing so hard when I read this that I almost peed my pants. I guess I just didn't see it coming. Hope you guys liked it, too. JoAnn is a crack-up.

VM Sehy Photography September 4, 2010, 6:48 pm

Ouch! My husband says things like that to me, too. One of my saddest moments came when I opened the bathroom door and my son was right on the other side, and I smacked him in the head with the doorknob. And my mother-in-law once got mad during a camping trip and tossed a fishing pole past the kids in the back seat into the storage area of their station wagon. The hook got caught in my husband's forehead. Stuff happens.

Meghan September 5, 2010, 6:19 pm

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traceelements September 5, 2010, 6:34 pm

Oh dear, well, you're never ever going to live that one down!

Not quite as cracking, but I once accidentally smacked my daughter in the mouth while flinging my arms around “dancing”… successfully knocking out the loose tooth that had been driving her nuts for a while, but which she didn't want any 'help' getting out, thankyouverymuch.

PartlySunny September 6, 2010, 11:56 pm

@VM: If you have any more of these, send them in! And all I can say is, ouch. The fish hook thing actually gives me the willies.

@Meghan: So glad you like it! And thanks for grabbing the button. I'll definitely stop by.

@traceelements: Sounds like something I'd do. And I can't believe the little bugger wasn't actually thankful:).

thebossofu.com September 7, 2010, 9:29 am

Don't you just love how husbands feel the need to comment at the worst possible time? Mine is the same way.
At the end of the day, it's best to remember that sh*t happens! If it will heal, you're doing alright! lol.

Kali

Crystal September 7, 2010, 7:39 pm

This. Is. BRILLIANT. Nothing more to be said.

PartlySunny September 7, 2010, 11:13 pm

@thebossofu: It's not just husbands. Last night, I freaked out on my husband because he weaved on the freeway. Not good, but it also doesn't give kids that warm and fuzzy feeling of safety while they're in a car.

@Crystal: Thanks girlfriend! The best thing about spilling your guts is that it makes everyone feel better. Which you already know quite well:).

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