I had one of those "I cannot believe this is my life" moments today. Like when you're paying the mortgage and you suddenly realize you're married and own a home. Or when you're driving to a birthday party and suddenly realize you have two kids. They're "Holy crap, I'm actually a grown-up" moments, and I [...]
Pretty and Witty and Gay
April 25, 2009 – Posted in: Cleaning, Getting Older, Parenting, Personal InsanitySo I have this gray hair. Yes, just one gray hair. I'm forty, have one gray hair, and look freakishly young due to the fact that I'm half-Asian (which I hear was the hottest ticket in town until we were deposed by the Lebanese). Anyway, I made the rookie maneuver of yanking this thing, and [...]
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