I saw this picture in our local paper yesterday. I laughed it off, but think I may have had a bit of a PTSD panic attack. My guess is that this lady either watched Psycho or took some sort of anger management/pumpkin carving class right before she came to work. When Elfie was 4-years-old, I [...]
With Comedy, It’s All About Timing — Especially When You Put a Baby in an Oven
November 8, 2012 – Posted in: Parenting, This Is Supposed to be Fun, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom RandomnessSo there's a little bit of hubbub online about some people who staged a photo of their grandbaby in an oven. The way the story goes (supposedly -- remember that we're dealing with the internet here) is that the baby's dad left the kid with the grandparents for the first time and was doing the [...]
Worst Mom Moments: An Heir-Raising Tale
November 5, 2012 – Posted in: Life is Dangerous, Mouths of Babes, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Thank God Your Father's Home, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsSo once again, the fabulous Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive swoops in with a story from her always unbelievable life. Unbelievable only because truth is stranger than fiction. And when you have four kids and a husband, that's a lot of material to work with. ****** A few months ago, my husband got a new [...]
How to Survive a Pumpkin Patch
October 16, 2012 – Posted in: Holidays, Things To Do with Kids, This Is Supposed to be Fun, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Unsolicited Advice, Worst Mom RandomnessSo this is a little crazy -- I'm going to be on TV. And the best part about it is, I don't even have to leave the house! Which means I could technically stay in my yoga pants if I felt like it, and no one would be the wiser. There's a morning-ish show here [...]
Why Can’t Natural Food Taste. . . Good?
September 12, 2012 – Posted in: Food, Green Living, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom ReviewsSo I'm a cereal fiend. Connoisseur. Addict. I practically live on the stuff. A lot of the medication I take kinda sorta makes me not want to eat, so without cereal, I would probably waste away into one of those scary people you see on the anorexia sites. Or these folks: Anyway, I've been trying [...]
Thar She Blows!
September 6, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Illness, Losin' It, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsIf you lurk around this blog or our Facebook page, no doubt you've seen Kelly DeBie of DeBie Hive. When you get into her blog (which you should), you'll quickly find out that she and her family should have a punch card for the emergency room. In this Worst Mom Moment, unfortunately it's the mighty Kelly herself [...]
Attack of the Killer Toothpaste
April 18, 2012 – Posted in: Cleaning, Losin' It, Mouths of Babes, No Good Deed, Obsessions, Punishments, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Marian, mother of three who's just started blogging but clearly has plenty of material to keep her writing over at Just Keep Swimming. This toothpaste thing is such a pet peeve of mine, too. If they made World's Worst Moms toothpaste, it would be clear and self-destructing after five minutes.I put Molly in time [...]
Say “Hi” to the Birdie, Kids!
June 23, 2011 – Posted in: This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsPretty soon we're going to have enough people to start a World's Worst Moms "Post Walmart Stress Support Group." Kiwivandal, over at The Awkward Adventures of Kiwi, sent in this story about trying to escape a typical day of shopping hell at the big box. Up until a few years ago there was not one [...]
That’s Fine. . . If You Want Your Baby to DIE!
June 8, 2011 – Posted in: No Good Deed, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsSarah, who blogs at Just Outside the Loop, shows us just how bad a mom she (apparently) already was before she even put her baby in the car. If this safety inspector lady ever found the World's Worst Moms site, she'd probably have us all flogged.I went to get the car seat inspected today which [...]
Birthing School Dropout
May 31, 2011 – Posted in: Pregnancy, School, This is Supposed to be Helpful, Worst Mom MomentsMeet the very funny, very pregnant Mom in Rome. She's due in a couple of weeks and is nowhere near having her nursery finished. Which is just one of many reasons why she always seems to find some amount of safety and comfort here at World's Worst Moms. . .Courtesy of Mom in RomeI swear.I [...]
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