So last week, I wrote about what my son, Newt, was like as a young child and what led us to get him tested for autism. This week, I'll give you the not-so-brief rundown of what we ended up doing for school and what we didn't do for therapy. On the day he was diagnosed [...]
He’s Leaving Home…And Mom’s Going Nuts
January 23, 2013 – Posted in: Chronic Pain, Crazy Tammy, Family, Kid Friends, Life is Dangerous, Logan's Story, Mom dying, Mouths of Babes, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Sappy Tammy, School, Stuff I Probably Shouldn't be Thinkin', Thank God Your Father's Home, WorryingWe're a family of three, not four this week (or four, not five, if you count the dog). Newt, our 10-year-old, is away for two nights with his classmates at a wilderness camp. At Lake Tahoe. In the snow. Fortunately he's not snow camping (because that's only for crazy people). They're in cabins with heat [...]
My Son, the Next David Plouffe
November 3, 2012 – Posted in: Autism Recovery, Bright Side of Life, Elfie, Homework, Nevada, Newt, Newt's Story, Personal Insanity, SchoolOne thing I love about our kids' school is that because they're a charter, they can do crazy assignments whenever something interesting comes up. The other day, my son, Newt, came home looking like he'd won the lottery because his teacher had signed him up for NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). If you're an adult, [...]
It Takes a Village to Walk to School
October 20, 2012 – Posted in: Life is Dangerous, Parenting, School, Unsolicited Advice, World Gone Crazy, Worrying, Worst Mom RantsSo yesterday I was lucky enough to come across this post from Grass Oil by Molly Field. This is worth a read for two reasons: one, it's a serious, cautionary, Worst Mom Tale (and by that I mean "worst" in the best way possible -- you know, kind of how "bad" and "phat" somehow got [...]
And the World Kept on Spinning…
October 8, 2012 – Posted in: Gratitude, Grief, Logan's Story, Mean People, Parenting, Personal Insanity, School, Shopping HellSo I'm back in the saddle. At least that's the plan. Research shows that if a person smiles, it actually causes her brain to think she's happy. So in keeping with that theory, I'm just concentrating on doing what I do best -- writing, complaining, yelling at the kids -- in an attempt to start [...]
School Sweet School — Back Where We Belong
September 5, 2012 – Posted in: Gratitude, Personal Insanity, SchoolSo after more than three weeks of mini-hell, we walked the kids back into their old school today. They were greeted like heroes coming back from the war. The only thing missing was the swell of orchestral music in the background. We're picky when it comes to school. Like, super, uber picky. If I weren't [...]
Celebrating Graduation Day — from Preschool?
June 8, 2012 – Posted in: Elfie, School, Worst Mom RantsSo the kids had their end-of-school celebration today, which included graduation ceremonies for the kindergarten and 8th grade. I've never been big on the whole kindergarten graduation (for reasons you'll see below), but the other day, I saw something that really pushed me over the edge:Seriously? What's next -- "You got out of bed this [...]
The Artist Presently Known as Newt
October 23, 2011 – Posted in: Crazy Tammy, Elfie, Homework, Newt, Personal Insanity, School, Sundays in My City, The Kids are Killing Me, WritingSunday started out so well. The kids and I slept in (my husband’s working -- lately it feels like that’s all he does). The kids ate dry cereal for breakfast so I didn’t even have to make anything. And I read the paper while they read books. It was dreamy.Photo by PartlySunnyThen I gave them [...]
Oh How I Disappoint Thee. . . Let Me Count the Ways
September 26, 2011 – Posted in: Guilt, Injuries, School, Thank God Your Father's Home, This Is Supposed to be Fun, Worst Mom MomentsMeet Mommy2¢. She's compiled an entire list of reasons why she's the World's Worst Mom to her 4 and 6-year-old kids. You can read about all of her other shortcomings and other riotous stuff at her blog, Mommy2¢.I’ve done a real bang-up job in the past couple weeks as a parent. I wish I were [...]
Teach Your Children Well
September 6, 2011 – Posted in: Conservatives are Funny, Elfie, Kid Friends, Mouths of Babes, Newt, Okay That's Funny, Parenting, Personal Insanity, Politics, SchoolMy 8-year-old son, Newt, is back in school and fighting aliens. As in space aliens. It's a big job that he and a couple friends have taken on. And it's a darn good thing because the aliens have secretly landed and are planning to do lord only knows what to the hapless peoples of earth.So [...]
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